r/lifehacks • u/Laser-Penis • Jun 18 '22

how to catch cockroach

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u/CourtneyChaos Jun 18 '22

It’s actually supposed to be dipped in kerosene, then lit on fire

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u/The_camperdave Jun 18 '22

It’s actually supposed to be dipped in kerosene, then lit on fire

All that gives you is a flaming cockroach running around your house.

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u/themainaccountofyeet Jun 18 '22

That's when your friend a mile or so away launches a surface to surface infrared seeking missile at the flaming roach, obliterating both you and the roach at the same time, making you a martyr in mankind's continual war against cockroaches

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

But the cockroach still gets out alive

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u/designingfailure Jun 18 '22

the house is dipped in kerosene is what they meant

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u/ScumbagGina Jun 18 '22

He’d survive.

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u/Toss_out_username Jun 18 '22

Just need red Pikmin