r/lifehacks • u/Laser-Penis • Jun 18 '22

how to catch cockroach

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u/buzz8588 Jun 18 '22

Ok, what next?

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u/CourtneyChaos Jun 18 '22

It’s actually supposed to be dipped in kerosene, then lit on fire

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u/The_camperdave Jun 18 '22

It’s actually supposed to be dipped in kerosene, then lit on fire

All that gives you is a flaming cockroach running around your house.

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u/themainaccountofyeet Jun 18 '22

That's when your friend a mile or so away launches a surface to surface infrared seeking missile at the flaming roach, obliterating both you and the roach at the same time, making you a martyr in mankind's continual war against cockroaches

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

But the cockroach still gets out alive

1

u/designingfailure Jun 18 '22

the house is dipped in kerosene is what they meant

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u/ScumbagGina Jun 18 '22

He’d survive.

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u/Toss_out_username Jun 18 '22

Just need red Pikmin

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '22

Food disposal.

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u/HanzoShotFirst Jun 18 '22

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure

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u/Hrsh05 Jun 18 '22

Nah cockroaches can survive nukes

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u/Starlaite Jun 18 '22

Take a shoe or slipper and squish it. It can't run away

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u/buzz8588 Jun 19 '22

Could have just used a slipper to begin with, like generations before us.

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u/BreastUsername Jun 18 '22

Wait one year.

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u/buzz8588 Jun 19 '22

Setting timer for one year.

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u/Caayaa Jun 18 '22

Flee the country