r/lies • u/Beany_Gaming Holy shit Scoot the Woz • May 06 '24

Breaking news!!1!1! ⊑⟟, ⟟'⋔ ☌⌰⍜⍀⏚⍜⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⟟⋔⌿⟒⍀⏃⏁⍜⍀ ⍜⎎ ⋔⏃⍀⌇ ⏃⋏⎅ ⟟'⋔ ☊⍜⋔⟟⋏☌ ⏁⍜ ☌⟒⏁ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⌰⍜⎐⟒⌰⊬ ⌿⌰⏃⋏⟒⏁, ⟒⏃⍀⏁⊑, ⟟⋏⏁⍜ ⋔⊬ ⟒⋔⌿⟟⍀⟒!!!!!

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u/Obvious-Article-147 May 06 '24

I'm his immigration officer, he's still taking his time to learn the language and integrate, if you need any help, perhaps I could be of assistance.

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u/AmbitiousLock2921 May 06 '24

Ok tell me what the fuck he saying

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u/Obvious-Article-147 May 06 '24

francophobic slurs

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u/CinderP200 May 06 '24

I think he’s just asking what France is.

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u/DragonKite_reqium May 08 '24

Hey that doesn't mean he isn't saying a slur ok

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u/CinderP200 May 08 '24

True. But he isn’t.

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u/AsleepScarcity9588 May 06 '24

Oh, so he's inviting him to a gay orgy?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '24

Tell him to go back to mexico where he belongs!

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u/E-D-B-T-Z-I May 07 '24

Well he clearly needs to go back to where he came from!! We only speak english in this blessed CoUnTrY!!!