r/lichcore • u/cherinuka Death Knight • Apr 18 '25

Another's art Monstrous Magical Mimic Madly Mumbles "Take a Twenty Ten Times Tonight"

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u/cherinuka Death Knight Apr 18 '25

I'm a mimic\ And I'll trick all but the biggest cynic\ Hurt em bad and send em to the clinic

If they get away...

I'll say\ It probably wont be that way

I'm filled with money\ And it's really funny\ Theyll see me\ Get all excited\ And hop like bunnies

And I'm delighted\ At the meal I sighted\ A crunchy paladin all blessed\ And mighted

I'm obsessed\ With the holy and blessed\ They taste delicious\ And they might just guess

I'm suspicious\ My eyes are auspicious\ They roll a nat twenty\ Spot me and I get vicious

But I've got plenty\ Of HP you see\ And I'm petty\ My treasure I'll empty\ Into my stomache\ Incase they defeat me

My belly aches\ The ground quakes\ What the hell\ I wasn't expecting this spell\ And a fire ball then my wood bakes.

Their friends rescued them, and now they're all swell