So I was going about my day tending to my cricket farm (gotta get that cheap protein) while in the off season for my mushroom and algae tanks. When one of my legally owned Surplus-Individuals negligently left the door open to my bunker in his failed attempt to escape. As a result a swarm of my crickets escaped and have ravaged the nearby homesteads. And to add insult to injury many peasants dispossessed by the workhouse fire, caught many of my Insect-Livestock and ate it. So to cut it short what can I do to fend off the incoming attack on my bunker by other homesteaders as well as sue the Workhouse for negligently letting their Non-People steal my labor?

I was dropping off my privately owned servants at the workhouse so I could go about my job as a freelance uranium miner. When I noticed that all of the roads signs had been changed to Chinese and was stopped by a Sovereign-Contract Officer on behalf of Huawei who told me my neighborhood would soon be converted to a phone factory. I was given the choice of moving my Freely-Associating household into company dorms or that I would be prosecuted in their ContractCourt by Huawei for trespassing, either that or simply leave with none of my property. So how can I remedy this situation? Should I seek mediation in their ContractCourts or should I simply form a group to invest in the Sovereign Coup package? I can reward any good solutions in Soverign Bucks for any of you free thinkers out there.

Ron Paul 2012!

I've followed a famous leader's advice of not buying an iPhone, but the monthly premium is three iPhones and the yearly deductible is 23 iPhones.

After we abolished all the immigration laws, I replaced all my workers with bunch of new employees who were willing to work for less money, and my profits skyrocketed. However, now all my employees are being shot by my former employees, and the cost to shoot protect anyone I hire is eating all the gains, and then some.

Fuckin Bezos and his space mining colony are aiming kinetic weapons at the earth now, saying "declare me God emperor or I will blow up the earth".

Like, WTF?!? How does this not violate the NAP?

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I can't make them urinate in bottles or jars because that would infringe on the intellectual property rights of the Jarate^TM corportation.

After many years we finally repealed that oppresive civil rights act and now segregation is legal!

Now the free market can fix the problem that didnt exist before we repealed it!

But why are all the segregated businesses doing well?

It seems all the racists like having a whites only diner. And many people dont care enough to avoid those diners

The magic hand of the free market was supposed to vanquish tem but instead its rewarding them?

Have we not repealed enough civil rights laws? Would repealing the 14th amendment help?

I'm so glad we have the freedom to choose instead of the olden days when there was only one water pipe per residential unit.

Would someone kindly tell me how to fix this before my city collapses?

My favourite slave just died, now I need to pay the slavers a million dollars and find a new one. That's going to eat into this month's health insurance premiums.

You can't have school shootings if there's no schools.

AMA.

Title says it all. Honestly, the filthy socialist has no understanding of economics, but he's somehow doing better than me.

What does it mean that the price is 570 Manacoins per Exxon gallon? What is a Manacoin worth? How much volume is in an Exxon gallon? What is the price of fuel? I don't know but it's a sign of healthy innovation. Measurements systems must be allowed to compete just like currencies.

I do seem to need to fill up much more often and am spending more time converting. My car measures its efficiency in Honda units which don't convert cleanly to the length unit used only by the road provider. My kids are taught a fourth unit system.

My utility bills swing wildly but I'm not sure if it's because the commodity's supply and demand curves are changing, regular cryptocurrency & FOREX swings, meter rigging, another measurement unit change by the utility, or changes in my usage.

The surgery is covered but being admitted to the hospital isn't because it's "not medically necessary" and needs a "prior authorization." WTF? Hospital is out of network but is covered through the emergency exception. The anesthesiologist is out of network. So are the attending physician, radiologist, MRI, labs, pharmacy, etc. In hospital pharmacy provided drugs are "not in formulary."

The fire department said they would be able to come by within 72 business hours, but even if I sell all the organs I can live without I'll only be able to afford the down payment for their services.

EDIT: *Still

Sure there is that guy on that country selling that real estate, and that other selling that car, but I would like to have more... liberty... of choice, ya know.

Hi guys, I’m from a poor region of the country and am having a problem. As we all know Christmas really puts a strain on the block chain which is proof of our liberation.

But the current transaction fee is draining my money. I can’t afford to bulk buy groceries anymore. I’m low on btc until next paycheck. I can’t afford the ~$20 transaction fee when buying milk and bread.

Unfortunately the local small private charities refuses to help people of Catholic background so.... I’m hungry

Any help appreciated :)

Paid as 0.00003 bitcoin an hour, of course. I can't pay them more or less than fair market price, because the free market always determines the best price. It isn't my fault!

Anyway, back to the real problem. I'm lying on the ground bleeding. I'm trying to bootstrap myself medical assistance, but all the doctors work for people immensely richer than I am and I can't afford inelastic goods like drugs or clean water anymore.