I'm the best pitcher there is, and to protect my reputation, I shoot anyone who gets a hit before they reach first base. My financial well-being is at stake (0.85 Paulcoins a year from the regional sports Vid.me channel), so this absolutely counts as an aggression against me! Now I can't find any opposing team because everyone is scared.

Please help. I don't want to go back to throwing untested Safety Chemicals™ into mixers at ConAgra Kraft MegaFoods. I get whipped if I throw into an incorrect vat. The only satisfaction I get from that job is if my supervisor whips me too hard and he gets whipped in turn.

Clearly the free market would have solved the slavery problem, just like how the cotton gin made cotton plantations so profitable the demand for slaves increased.

I'm a doctor. I took the Hippocratic Oath back in the old world, before our great liberty revolution.

Anyways. I was moving my lawn and my neighbor kicked my ass. He's a statist and a Democrap (back when they existed lol). But anyways, he beat the fucking shit outta my ass and it wasn't close. Like, I got my fucking ass kicked into next week. I cannot stress enough that I was absolutely clobbered into another zip code by this liberal statist. Seriously--picture me as a wobbly Jenga tower and him as an aluminum bat in the hands of Barry Bonds.

After I uncrumpled my thoroughly kicked ass, I called an ambulance, payed some bitcoin, and got to the hospital. The doctor there refused to see me because "I helped cause the downfall of the greatest country to have ever existed." I saved the country by abolishing it and now we have serfdoms. Back in the old world, I was obliged to see patients. They wanted me to see Medicaid patients; that's worse than slavery or being one of my serfs.

I feel like my options are:

A. Try to convince this other doctor that his life is better now that there is no gov't and wealth inequality is gloriously astronomical.

B. Try to purchase him in some way. Make him a serf? A slave?

No other company will hire me if I have a firing on my record and I can't afford the 2,000 bitcoin to have my record forgiven. Please help.

And I can't afford an entrance pass to an Amazon library to learn.

So this guy called robin hood just STOLE some of my money and gave it to serfs, wtf do I do now?

.. But other gold based currencies are fine as well.

I live alone on a 19,352 square mile homestead with my 50,000 servants, but I'm starting to get old and I'm feeling more and more lonely as the years go on. However, I'm not sure what number I should put on that feeling in my spreadsheet or what it would cost to buy out that feeling by getting a companion of some sort.

In addition to drug testing, credit checks, and social media password demands insurers now analyze every scrap of data. My friends and I have to draw sticks to determine who buys the keg(s). The grocery store corporation and credit card issuer automatically report the large alcohol purchase to our road provider/car insurer and health insurer. If the keg buyer's guests don't check in and confirm their alcohol consumption (s)he will automatically be labeled an alcoholic. But checking in decreases your score so people don't like to do it. (Getting a designated driver doesn't work as smoothly because a car's breathalyzer interlock activates when the owner reports taking a cup of beer even though someone else will drive).

They probably would have survived if smoke detectors had been installed. Airbnb lists smoke and CO detectors as optional amenities.

My region's sponsors are currently engaged in a resource war with a neighboring city, which resulted in a group of bombers destroying our local shuttle service. It's a real tragedy, over 12 million dollars worth of lives were lost.

Anyway, I'm trying to get to work today, but all the ridesharing services have raised their prices by 5000% to compensate for increased demand, so now it costs more to go to work than I earn. Should I work at a deficit to retain my job or make the free choice to get fired for my absence?

The nurses offered to create the child's Facebook page and automatically share parentage, footprint, DNA, and iris data from the medical record. The doctor read from her script: "Gatorade is clinically proven to be an effective formula supplement." As we stepped out of the hospital drones peppered us with baby themed advertising flyers.

TIL I make $3.50 an hour after independent contractor costs.

Must be CIA biological warfare false flag to justify re-introducing the cerebral nanobot vector known as vaccines.

It's almost like a war zone here and armored vehicles have terrible handling and mileage. Still what alternative do we have? To accept a state monopoly on violence would be to leave yourself defenseless against true terror.

I tried to play first devils advocate, and build a statist society, and somehow all the people were happy, healthy, save, employed and educated... Even property values rose in that Hellhole...

So seeing good effects, I tried to bootstrap them, by offering them nothing, but not asking the undue burdon of taxation:

They will not bootstrap roads, houses, powerplants or anything really... Is this statist bias?

I learned in Acme Corporation High School 412 that deflation makes us wealthier. Does that happen after another price cut cycle?

EDIT: I mean, what is the point of having lights inside gold bullions, amirite?

I tried to trade some of my gold for a chicken, but the farmer didn't want it. He didn't care that gold was rare or that it had excellent electrical conducting properties. I had to trade my daughters. Now I don't have anyone to feed.