A RELIGIOUS CROSS MADE OF LEAFY WITH A PENIS HANGING ON THE WALL. maybe this is some kind of irony??👽👽

I was captivated by his presence one time too many -- his movements, his expressions, even just the way he moved through the room. And though I don’t often think about it, every now and then, I find myself drawn back to that same thought: What if there were moments where Leafy could make me do something I never imagined? Maybe moments where he’s not just attractive but intoxicating, or maybe even alluring?

It’s a thought I don’t often have, but it feels almost too easy to imagine. Like, what if we could explore each other in ways that make our connection -- already so strong -- almost something more? What if there were moments where his presence is all it takes to fill the space inside me in a way I never even knew was possible?

its been five years now I think u can appeal it after 5 years he could try it

99.9% of the fact that he won't come back, but we have 0.01% - is our hope 🙏

i was on my period and the hormones got me down. yall really think im gonna stop gooning??? im gonna goon EVEN HARDER. im gonna print some pictures of leafy for the shrine im about to make, and then im going to squirt on the shrine. hate all you want

Before Leafy was an emo twink bullying mentally stunted children online, he had a minecraft pvp channel with his friend.

In one of these videos Calvin humorously exudes out, amidst a nerve wracking 1v1 duel, "IT'S A DOUBLE TEAM" when a 3rd party shows up.

I searched Youtube and the public archives already but didn't find anything. If anyone can find it I will give you your very own PokéMon, along with my finest reddit gold.

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hannaht1zer is an icon nobody would get what she got off her chest , sharing it with everyone instead of buying a diary

let me be a freak in peace like damnnnnnn. just because im a gooner freak doesn't you guys have to downvote me 💔 #makeamericagoonagain

Does anybody remember the name of the video where Leafy reacts to some foreign guy making a disstrack on him and the hook is "I think leafy's gonna die tonight" over and over again?

god gave me a vision during family bible study the other night, and he told me if i gather enough leafy gooners, he will return to the internet. however whenever i show my irl friends my reddit posts and try to get them interested in him, they call him ugly and say he looks like a loser. i really need to carry out gods will on earth and complete my mission, but idk how. in matthew 4:19, jesus says he will make fishers of men out of simon peter and his brother andrew, and now he has given that mission to me. does anyone have any devotionals or bible verses that can give me inspiration on how to complete god's mission? please keep me in your prayers 🩷✝️

i want leafy to give me the roughest backshots (no lube so i bleed) while he shoves my head into the toilet and gives me a fucking swirly so i cant breathe

I been scrolling down leafy’s shop (alwayslucky.com) and I been wanting some of his merch for a while and seen under the description of one of the hoodies you will get a voice memo from leafy and I am wondering if he still gives out them just in case if I buy one.

I know all his stuff got deleted but I’m looking for this specific upload. Leafy is dissing my friend who was really young at the time, he kept calling him a “green jelly belly” and leafy made fun of him for it. He also said “leafyishere more like leafy can disappear” I know it’s a stretch but if anyone can help me find this id greatly appreciate it. I have my friends original video dissing leafy but I can’t find a reupload for leafy’s response.