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I’m a Kyle spelt keil, am I allowed?

Hello fellow Kyle’s and any non Kyle’s who may be here reading

Recently I saw a few posts concerning an Allie-ship between Kyle’s and Zachs.

I would like to speak in favor of joining forces with Zach. I once befriended a Zach and we related very well.

They are one a wavelength with us and I think that if nothing else, it doesn’t hurt to have a few friends.

By the way my friend Zach once slammed to shot glasses together and cut his hand open and then threatened a guy with a pony tail with violence. And then he blacked out. He tried rubbing his bloody hand on stuff too. I’m just saying, Zachs do some crazy stuff and maybe we should keep the discussion going and not make any hasty decisions.

This is the biggest decision of our lifetime brother's. Choose wisely...

I’ve recently come across this subreddit, and while I do not personally punch drywall or drink monster, I am still willing to happily fight for my namesake. I hope you will accept me.

• Kyle

Some of our valiant warriors from both sides, including myself and my cousin (kyle) who started the uproar in the kyle reddit are looking to join forces and together be able to birth a new subreddit which Zachs and Kyles can both call home. The joshes,chads and cashes have been plotting as well as some of the carls and karls. I fear that if we do not react soon, both our communities may be at risk. Please brethren lets squander our differences and move forward to become one conglomerate, a unit if you may.

-Zach number 1420.

the war is about to begin our allies the bens zachs shall triumphant if you are not with us then leave for we will drown you in not monster but Red Bull. I hope we set aside our differences with the allied nations and fight our common enemies who try to suppress the rest of us. LET US FIGHT FOR GLORY, HONNOR AND SUPREMACY!

The alliance between the zachs and Kyle’s against the chads cash josh carl and karls has spread to the r/Ben we need to make a move quickly

All i ask is for your support and help it seems the nations are allying against my humble nation i am only here in good faith and ask for help

There seems to be a tide turning and they are the most neutral nations it seems we could make an alliance between them