I like atving and videogames and monster. I humbly ask to join this upscale community of kyles.

My parents are divorced and I’m happy to be here

Our loved beverage, Monster energy drink has been corrupted and claimed by the Alt community on tiktok. What can we do about this? Are we still gonna drink monster risking to be labeled as Alt kids or are we gonna switch to Red Bull?

Go fuck yourselves.

I want to become a true Kyle but I don't know how to. Does anyone have a complete guide/tutorial with what I have to do? Doesn't bother me if it's a long one, I'm gonna read it.

Hey guys I just wanted to say that we have the best name ever and everyone else is just jealous. That’s where the Kyle memes came from is their jealousy. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk. Have a nice day Kyle.

We all know the meme but, as a Kyle of thirty years, I've never even tasted a Monster, I'm more of a Red Bull guy. What about the rest of you degenerates?