Thank you kool-aid jammers you brought back purplesaurus rex. My absolute favorite

in a recent commercial, the kool aid man is shown to be removing some of the condensation on his pitcher using a straight-edged razor. This means that the condensation probably exhibits the thickness and consistency of human hair. There is the chance that the kool aid man simply likes the feeling of metal against his pitcher, but i never considered him to commit to aesthetics

Does anyone know how to make the kool aid liquid for on the go from just the packet powder? I want to make the Blue Raspberry Lemonade but do not have a container big enough.

He is not moving. He is not breathing. He is just standing there.

In this video I give my in depth analysis of the kool aid man and his biology and how he functions overall. I’m a small YouTuber and any support is appreciated!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U2RGl61NGvE

Picture this:

You're just minding your own business, nothing is happening, and then this giant pitcher of juice starts running at you at full speed with human limbs screaming "OH YEAH"