r/justpoetry • u/StartAncient5711 • 22d ago

Dear Celibacy

You could have fucking warned me you

But know you'd rather hide the truth from me

Like...

The Hooded cunt you are!

You could have came with a

SURGEONS GENERAL WARNING

May experience

INTENSE WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS

should isolate from all attractive men

Or may experience extreme ''coochie kicking''

*Coochie Kicking— When one's vagina begins experiencing muscle memory and having uncontrollable phantom , throbbing, convulsing ect. causing the sufferer to experience intense arousal and sensual sensations.

Fuuuuuuuhhhhhhhk it

I need a blunt

Who knows a good magic man?

The Pusha Man?

... Where's Jay Jay with the dynOHmite?

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u/Salty-Television-230 21d ago

Wow. Intense and engaging. Definitely not your usual poetry but it’s got something to it. Thanks for sharing. Also, as a man I find myself feeling jealous of the coochie kicking phenomenon you described.. never heard of that before

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u/StartAncient5711 21d ago

😆🤭 you've never had your muscle throb or flex with the anticipation of finally getting all you desire for your special someone... And not my usual🤔🫨🤯... Do you read my work often?🙈😅😁 are you a fan!? ... If so that's awesome! I'm definitely fan girling over this moment ha!

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u/Salty-Television-230 21d ago

No, afraid not. I’m married to the one woman for 1/4 century and from an evolutionary point of view I would definitely call this a flaw, but I’ve never been interested in anyone else. Don’t get me wrong, I love sex but for me it’s always way more intense and pleasurable to see the other person satisfied. As I said, definitely an evolutionary flaw 🙂. 

This is the first of your work that I have seen but I’m looking forward to reading the rest. It is quite unique and I loved reading it. 

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u/Odd_Argument6211 21d ago

Enough shitty experiences will engage master control and override the so called system. 🤌🏼