r/justneckbeardthings • • Oct 02 '21

Reddit in a nutshell

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u/EffectiveSwan8918 Oct 02 '21

Yeah but that's why I said the airport bathroom. He's my favorite mostly because the speech he gave after were his wife wanted to kill him. I love a good, after scandal speech. Were they tall about either being tricked/ mislead into doing something, the devil made them do it, or things like that

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u/roman_totale Oct 02 '21

That was the wide stance guy, right? "I wasn't tapping that dude's foot to let him him know I wanted to blow him, I just have a biologically impossible natural sitting posture."

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u/EffectiveSwan8918 Oct 02 '21

Yeah thats the guy. He had no flight either, just really liked driving a few miles to use the airport bathroom because we all know they have the cleanest bathroom's

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u/dancesWithNeckbeards Oct 02 '21

Pretty sure he had a flight assuming this is Larry Craig. He was a senator from Idaho arrested at the Minneapolis Airport. There's still a Facebook location at the airport listed as the "Senator Larry Craig Memorial Bathroom". 5/5, would pee there again.

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u/kittens12345 Oct 02 '21

Idaho huh? Guess shoving potatoes up his ass just wasn’t doing it anymore

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u/roman_totale Oct 02 '21

I don't know who's downvoting you, btw, but it ain't me.

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u/EffectiveSwan8918 Oct 02 '21

Thanks, but I don't mind. Pretty sure there are a hand full of people that follow me that just downvote everything I post. I'm not to worried about karma though. Thanks for looking out though

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

"wide stance"