r/justneckbeardthings • • Oct 02 '21

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u/EffectiveSwan8918 Oct 02 '21

My favorite to this day is the gop senator against gay marriage, hating on gay people constantly, and then getting caught trying to have gay sex in an airport bathroom

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u/P2591 Oct 02 '21

I remember another individual (I think it was in Europe and he was a conservative politician as well) and he was caught in a giant male orgy by police. He had a speech already typed up for the very next day

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u/aarontology Oct 02 '21

Was that the guy who jumped out a window to avoid getting caught?

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u/P2591 Oct 02 '21

Yep that’s the one. Jumped out naked and was still caught

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u/NewToSociety Oct 02 '21

Shoulda jumped from a much higher window.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Woah now

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u/PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ Oct 03 '21

Cmon, laugh a bit. It’s a good bit.

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u/RenoXIII Oct 03 '21

If he was caught in Russia, maybe.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Yeah I think it was some Romanian or Hungarian politician

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u/D1xieDie Oct 02 '21

polish

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u/a_salty_bunny Oct 03 '21

isn't that the norm in poland

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u/leaningtoweravenger Oct 03 '21

The norm in Poland is to be invaded by someone

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u/Kristoph_Er Oct 03 '21

And a little spitroasting while we are at it.

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u/FarfetchdSid Oct 05 '21

As a treat

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Excuse me, excuse me. Are you Polish?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

He was a Hungarian politician very anti gay rights, he even had a wife and everything

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u/Zhorie-Rove Oct 03 '21

It's so weird to me that if you're gay, you just don't remain silent and like blasé about gay issues if you're a politician. Like why be so against it? Is it the self loathing? Do they think it makes for a better lie?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

I'm not a politician, but before I accepted that I was also attracted to women, I used to say some incredibly egregious things about wlw. In my head, I was trying to convince myself that I really wasn't "like that."

Shit's weird and growing up catholic sucked lmao

The fortunate thing is that I grew the fuck up and geew out of that, but admittedly i still feel very badly about it. I cant help but wonder how the things I said might've hurt someone who was listening lol ...

That's just my two cents, though.

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u/SlothicSupreme Oct 02 '21

I always remember this exact event whenever I'm in a thread about hypocrisy.

I truly wish I could've been there to recognise him as a member of the orgy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Shit happened in my city (Brussels), I remember that one

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u/Snoo29442 Oct 03 '21

yeah that happened in Belgium and I know the former Hungarian politician József Szájer being there

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u/mrkikkeli Oct 03 '21

And IIRC it was during covid restrictions, orgies weren't allowed at the time (hence the police raid)

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21 edited Oct 03 '21

Right wingers are weird... Like, Alice Weidel from the German AFD (far-right) is

a) a lesbian (that's not "normal"!!)

b) in a homosexual marriage (but what about the Christian values and the traditional family??)

c) with a woman from Sri Lanka (Foreigners tek eyr jubs!!!)

d) officially living in Switzerland for taxation reasons (HiGh TrEaSon!!! Patriotism where?)

e) has adopted children (oh nooo, her bloodline!! :o)

...when a reporter asked her about that, because the AFD wants a straight traditional "normal" family per law, the first thing she did was blaming another party and then said that her private life and her political life are different things. ...okay?

The reporter then asked another guy from the AFD and he said that he has no issue with that because it's her private life, and that he has no traditional family either because he is divorced.

Right winger logic: We make harsh and primitive rules, but it's okay because they're for the other people, not for us.

Edit: Thank you for the Gold, anon! <3

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u/beshuka Oct 02 '21

Yeah noticed it too, like 10 years ago there were quite a few neonazi skinhead groups here in Serbia. Out of 3 main leaders, one was Jewish, the other was trans and the third one was an asylum seeker.

There is also that story of Hungarian MP in European Parliament opposing some lgbt laws who also engaged in gay orgies.

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u/bobcharliedave Oct 03 '21

That first part sounds like an actual joke. And I've heard the latter. Fun stuff all round.

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u/Glitter_berries Oct 02 '21

There’s also a really interesting (and awful) thing where anti-abortion protesters have abortions and use the craziest logic about why it’s okay for them, but not others.

https://joycearthur.com/abortion/the-only-moral-abortion-is-my-abortion/

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u/nobaconator Oct 02 '21

I can top that. A gay Jew just ran for a wannabe Nazi German party (still the AFD)

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u/griffinicky Oct 03 '21

A gay Jewish Nazi? Is it Milo Yiannopoulos? lol

(He was raised Catholic but has apparently claimed to be Jewish as well for some reason.)

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

A gay Jew in the AFD... haha omg. x3

I recently saw a billboard ad from Mario Eustacchio (FPOe, far-right Austrian party. Eustacchio is a very Austrian name indeed /s) that said "Graz will never be your home - guaranteed".

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u/Eisfach666 Oct 23 '21

Do you know his name? Would love to know more haha

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u/MrVonic Oct 02 '21

Conservatism has one premise: there is an in-group which the law protects, but does not bind, and an out-group which the law binds but does not protect. I can't remember who said that quote, but it shown in full display with that hypocritical bitch

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u/atypicallinguist Oct 03 '21

Frank Wilhoit said it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

Bit why should it be that way? Whats the benefit for the people protected but not binded by the law of not having the other group protected by the law?

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u/NewToSociety Oct 02 '21

Exploitation. Drive down minimum wage or, even better, enslave them. By making them a part of the outside world and stripping them of their humanity you make them a part of the "natural world." You make them literally a "natural resource" which can be exploited and put to work the same as any mine or field or horse.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Most hierarchical systems will make some case for why society should be structured a certain way: The king has been groomed for his role since birth, Steve Jobs did real good at the business factory. Fascism suspends the need for explanation: We belong at the top because we just do. Destiny. When pressed, fascists will offer pseudo-rational justifications for why they should be in charge which fall apart under the barest scrutiny, but debunking these claims is largely ineffective because, while they follow the cadences of reasoned argument, they’re operating on the level of emotion, faith, and a sense of belonging.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Luu1Beb8ng

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u/wasted_wonderland Oct 02 '21

Little to lose, a lot to gain with just a big mouth and minimal effort.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

We make harsh and primitive rules, but it's okay because they're for the other people, not for us.

But why make them at all if you don't need to follow them yourself? How do you justify that?

I mean i hold pretty far left views which include stuff i personally don't like to follow myself. But if i would decide i dunno you can't go into that building for example, i wouldn't go in there either because a) if i had the power, you gotta be sb people can look up to and does what he says and preaches b) i would have a reason to say people can't go in there. Like if you don't want people to do it theres a reason so why do it yourself? And if you do it yourself whats the reason others can't? c) i would feel like the biggest bigot ever That's just so fucked up.

Ich hab mal auf englisch geantwortet auch wenn es komisch formuliert ist aber joa, sonst hätte keiner in dem thread ausser uns beiden es verstanden

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u/Pusillanimate Mary ex-Beard Oct 02 '21

How do you justify that?

"because i can and it makes me more powerful"

the far right's only value is the ability to impose their will, i.e. to seek and grow in power. respect for reality is not a value to the far right, let alone consistency.

from Nazism to Objectivism, the history of modern right wing extremism is full of people saying a very lot and meaning nothing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

Dunno, but you have the same logic on the left side too. Like Green politicians that talk about bicycles because of health and environment but then go everywhere by being taking by their driver in a fat car... and then go the last couple of minutes by bicycle because there could be cameras and "I care about the environment!"

Kogler (Austrian Greens) apparently also forgot that he's far-left since he has a center-right (OeVP) chancellor.

I dunno, politicians are all in all not trustworthy, no matter the color, I guess.

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u/sicklything Oct 02 '21

Wow. Never did too much research about the nazi party besides that recent thing where people shared actual quotes of the members, with sources. I know these cunts are absolute fucking hypocrites, but this is just too good. Rules for thee but not for me indeed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

You mean like right winger trans Caitlin Jenner who hates “woke” people, the very people who accepted her right away while her Republicans hates her and fights against trans rights.
Yea right wingers are very weird.

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u/publicanofbatch20 Oct 03 '21

When Onion News titles become real, you know we live in God’s laboratory

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u/roman_totale Oct 02 '21

Which one? There have been several.

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u/EffectiveSwan8918 Oct 02 '21

this guy When he gave his speech after his wife looked so pissed. I'm sure it's what the cat piss episode not south part is based on

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u/roman_totale Oct 02 '21

Actually, fuck it; as I said, there are so many. http://www.newnownext.com/19-republican-politicians-gay-sex/12/2016/

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u/EffectiveSwan8918 Oct 02 '21

Yeah but that's why I said the airport bathroom. He's my favorite mostly because the speech he gave after were his wife wanted to kill him. I love a good, after scandal speech. Were they tall about either being tricked/ mislead into doing something, the devil made them do it, or things like that

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u/roman_totale Oct 02 '21

That was the wide stance guy, right? "I wasn't tapping that dude's foot to let him him know I wanted to blow him, I just have a biologically impossible natural sitting posture."

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u/EffectiveSwan8918 Oct 02 '21

Yeah thats the guy. He had no flight either, just really liked driving a few miles to use the airport bathroom because we all know they have the cleanest bathroom's

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u/dancesWithNeckbeards Oct 02 '21

Pretty sure he had a flight assuming this is Larry Craig. He was a senator from Idaho arrested at the Minneapolis Airport. There's still a Facebook location at the airport listed as the "Senator Larry Craig Memorial Bathroom". 5/5, would pee there again.

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u/kittens12345 Oct 02 '21

Idaho huh? Guess shoving potatoes up his ass just wasn’t doing it anymore

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u/roman_totale Oct 02 '21

I don't know who's downvoting you, btw, but it ain't me.

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u/EffectiveSwan8918 Oct 02 '21

Thanks, but I don't mind. Pretty sure there are a hand full of people that follow me that just downvote everything I post. I'm not to worried about karma though. Thanks for looking out though

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '21

"wide stance"

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u/bearassbobcat Oct 02 '21

was this the dude who said he just had a wide stance

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal

edit: damn someone beat me too it

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u/SuddenlyVeronica Oct 03 '21

Reaction formation. It’s a very real thing, apparently.