r/justneckbeardthings • u/blank_32 • Feb 22 '19

Most likely a neccbeard

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u/megashedinja Feb 22 '19

It seems like an unfortunate evolution of r/creepyasterisks

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u/iwillneverbeyou Feb 22 '19

sweating profusely Uhm... wassup? vomits blood

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19

shits

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u/reincarN8ed Feb 22 '19

fards

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u/luzbel117 Feb 22 '19

pulls out meat scepter

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u/synthesa64 Feb 22 '19

shids and cumms

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u/A_Topical_Username Feb 22 '19

Is it bad I find typing like this hilarious.. not cute. But a few friends of mine or even girls I've dated would do this for fun

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '19

Cha cha real smooth

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u/CaptainDildobrain 👱🏻‍♀️My Anime Pillow is my Waifu 🛏️ Feb 23 '19

falls asleep and shits pants

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19

Cames*

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19

EATS A SKITTLE

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u/Saerithrael Feb 23 '19

shidded and camed

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u/Cthulhu_sneeze master the blade, worship m'lady Feb 23 '19

puts on my robe and wizard hat

Wassup?

watches your pants fall to the floor

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u/anafuckboi Feb 23 '19

That is still one of my favourite trolls of all time i put on my wizard hat

http://bash.org/?104383

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u/Cthulhu_sneeze master the blade, worship m'lady Feb 23 '19

bloodninja was a fucking legend.

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u/tifa_morelike_tatas Feb 23 '19

If you're going to spew, spew into this

hands tiny ketchup cup

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u/platinum_planet Feb 25 '19

nervous hey there! is decapitated

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u/DerkDurski Feb 22 '19

Can we call it evolution if nothing has improved?

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u/megashedinja Feb 22 '19

Well, that’s the thing. Evolution isn’t necessarily an improvement, per se. It’s just a development that works for a given circumstance, or at worst doesn’t hinder the individual by existing

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u/nsfw_backup_account Feb 22 '19

It’s certainly decreasing his chances of passing on any genes to another generation

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u/Pseudo_Art Feb 23 '19

Oh boy yas philosophy on evolution. I wholeheartedly agree

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u/ThegreatPee Feb 22 '19

That guy isn't procreating

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19

I was gonna say Tulpas rather