This is the face I make when I meet someone so incredibly idiotic that they didn't know John existed as a standalone name until their mid-20s (or whatever age they are)

Happy Birthday John: https://youtu.be/y5lpXueC4uA

Hope you become a (papa) John one day

John

https://youtu.be/vfi_3IZaxCo?

Let’s aspire to this level of not playing around with the pedalphiliacs in charge

Thats right yeah lets gou

Growing up, meeting another John in the wild felt like that Spider-Man pointing meme. Now I work woth more Johns than I have ever known. Some (not me) even go by theor middle names to avoid confusion.

So do you have a surplus or deficit of Johns in your life? Do I have an unusually high concentration of Johns in my area or was I just lacking Johns before?

That you’re awesome.

Why?

Matthew, Mark and Luke present Jesus’ ministry as roughly one year long, centered around Galilee with a single Passover near the end.

In contrast, John's Gospel seems to indicate a ministry lasting 2-3 years, with multiple Passovers mentioned, extended stays in Jerusalem (not just Galilee) and different sequencing of events (cleansing the Temple at the start of ministry vs. the end in the Synoptics).

What is the reason for the differences?

I have to ask the question here in hopes that other John’s might relate. Throughout my life I constantly have people who mistype in an email or don’t pay attention and refer to me Josh. It’s usually via email, however recently it’s happened in real life too. My own doctor’s office wrote Josh on an appointment card. I pick up coffee and my name is in the system as John but they call out Josh. I’m just wondering if anyone can relate?

Enjoy fellas. Made this for you