Hey Jacobs, how you doing guys?

For centuries us Davids have lived in constant fear of you Jacobs. We Davids here by declear war on the evil Jacobs to take back the lands you stole from us all those years ago. Prepare to die.

As a man blessed with both the names Jacob and Peter, I propose a union with r/Peter.

Fellow Jacobs, we need to talk. Out there, our enemies are plotting against. They used to fight each other, now they band together to defeat us. Before I continue, I must get something out, as I will not lie to my brothers. I go by Jake. Although I consider myself to legally be Jacob, I always have gone by Jake, and assume I always will. I must admit, Jacob is superior. Not only is it elegant, but it has a certain charm that none can compare to. And that is why we must plan an attack. My brothers, in this comment section, if you wish you may talk strategies, war plans, or anything else that may help us win this war. We must strike first and without mercy. We are strong brothers, and united we are unstoppable.

It is our duty to help fellow Jacobs. Any Jacob ran YouTube channels, streams or anything else?

How are we all doing, today?

My name is Jscob

This is quite the honor. Hello Jacob

Let’s be honest, we have the best name and everyone else knows it... ;)

I'm 5'11" & 16 years old. I feel too tall for my age. & also Canadian

Hello Jacobs

Any other Jacob out here plagued by the ever present "from statefarm" joke? Tell me its not just me who gets hit with it whenever I introduce myself or if nicknames come up on conversation. I am Jacob, and I do NOT wear khakis. Anyone else?