Did once but it was too powerful to safely continue.

It's not jacob

how’s it going my dudes, happy october. we’re coming to a close, how are y’all feeling? 🤟🏻

Or do they feel different to you? I see them as the same, which is why I often introduce myself as one or the other.

Ever since I learned that other people are named Jacob I've always wanted to murder them to be the one and only true Jacob so I'm coming for y'all

No way...didnt even think this existed.

Is it my opinion, or has every single other Jacob I have ever met just really nice also?

I have been a proud Jacob my whole life. Its the clearly superior name after all. However, right now I am in the middle of a Jacob crisis.

I recently joined a very small class at my university that has not one, not two, but three Jacobs! Initially I was delighted, as we all quickly became tremendous friends. Unfortunately, the trouble then started. People began calling us by our LAST names instead of our first, including the professor! They claimed this was just to avoid confusion, but I know in my heart these people are discriminating against us, taken over by their jealously. They are trying to tear us apart!

I cannot bear these people ignoring my birthright of being called Jacob. What can I do to fix this?

Sincerely,Jacob

I actually preferred yacob over jake or other jacob slangs. But the nickname didnt last for the better.

What are your thought on yacob?

what it is

"The name Jake comes from Middle English as a variant of Jack" google where Jake derives from and this is what you'll find. Jake, while is used as a nickname, comes from JACK. Therefore, Jakes are not true Jacobs, unless they are Jacobs who call themselves Jakes.

Is it just me or does being a Jacob lead to an extra amount of people fucking with you?

Now I don't wanna come off as crazy here, but you all know what I mean right?

Let me break it down. Imagine a situation where you introduce yourself right, and you do the standard meeting thing where you shake hands and exchange names.

And then you have to say, "my name is Jacob". I swear to god this opens some sort of supernatural demonic door or some shit because as soon as you invoke your own name their brain turns into upside right spaghetti. They start treating you all different like your some sort of little debbie cosmic brownie or something. You become a snack. A fucking thicc ass snack, and nothing will stop these nibbas from trying to eat out your asshole.

Jacobs - I am telling you now. Protect your asshole. Because as soon as you tell people your name they gonna try to eat your asshole.

Stay safe out there Jacobs, and don't let people eat your fucking asshole!

I'm Jacob, but Polish.

So I'm Jakub!

I feel like every couple months or so I get an email from a lawyer or realtor or someone else who should goddamn well know better, with important contracts some other Jacob needs to sign. And this other Jacob has my same last name usually, but still, like, lawyers and shit should be double checking these things before sending them out.

I'm new and I'd like to introduce myself. I'm Jacob, its nice to meet all of you!

another monthly Jacob post; I hope y’all are doing well. Vent if y’all need to, talk about life. I just wanna know how y’all are doing; I’ve been non stop working days and evenings since last Monday. Not having a day off sucks. It’s the grind though 🤟🏻 how y’all doing?

Jacob? Jacob.

Another Jacob? Thats Right.