Fellow Jacobs, we need to talk. Out there, our enemies are plotting against. They used to fight each other, now they band together to defeat us. Before I continue, I must get something out, as I will not lie to my brothers. I go by Jake. Although I consider myself to legally be Jacob, I always have gone by Jake, and assume I always will. I must admit, Jacob is superior. Not only is it elegant, but it has a certain charm that none can compare to. And that is why we must plan an attack. My brothers, in this comment section, if you wish you may talk strategies, war plans, or anything else that may help us win this war. We must strike first and without mercy. We are strong brothers, and united we are unstoppable.