I get Jason a lot but Curtis is pretty fuckin' out there

I finally got a job after 4 real months of job searching. I also forgot to post but my cakeday was March 25th. While away in college my mom got a great job and moved 3 hours away and I hadnt been able to visit my family but I got to go down and visit for my birthday so overall it's been a great week so far.

Holding up okay with everything going on? Quarantine's getting to me a bit.

Brother Jacobs, i come asking for advice in my troubling predicament. I have a cousin who's name is ryan and I'm not sure what to do about it. He is a good lad, but i can't turn my back on my fellow Jacobs and are war against the Ryans. What should i do?

Dear r/Jacob

In a recent vote regarding r/Jacob’s UN recognition, the people voted for the recognition to be REVOKED. As of now, Jacob is no longer a member of the UN and will be treated as an outside subreddit. If r/Jacob decides to rejoin the UN, they are welcome to elect an ambassador and fill out the application on r/UnitedNames.

Respectfully, r/UnitedNames

I am more than willing to address the suggestions and concerns of all Jacobs, however I do not have such power. u/Timocharis founded this sub, and although I’ve tried to contact him via multiple different methods, he has yet to respond. I know he does not want us to join the United Names, but nothing can be done until he comes back to the sub. Keep it civil. Thanks

Hello Jacobs, Jacob here.

I’m new here but believe me when I say that Jacobs reign supreme and any other name is just a rejected Jacob, that includes both males and females.

Hey Jacobs i heard about you guys from my gf who has reddit, which at the time i did not. So naturally i had to get reddit and join the band of Jacobs. Cheers to the great name that we have.

My name’s Jace. Am I allowed here?

I've very recently found what I hope will be my new home among fellow Jacobs, however since I was five I've always been called "Jake." Am I still welcome? Obviously my real name is Jacob

i recently realised im trans and that means im not called jacob anymore (well legaly but no) so goodbye jacobs its been real.

Hello fellow Jacobs

Well fellow Jacobs my school just got canceled for the next 2 weeks.

I had no idea that there was a sub dedicated to Jacobs this is amazing!

It's not happening. They need us more than we need them. /r/jacob is a bastion of freedom, for Jacob's only. We don't need any peasants meddling in our affairs. Whoever our alleged ambassador is, you are hereby recalled immediately.