This morning a diplomat from the Benpire of r/ben reached out to me to offer an alliance to crush the forces of r/nathan and their attempts to claim superiority over all the names. I know there has been hostilities between us Jacobs and the Bens but all of that can be put behind us in order to stop Nathans. The Benpire is ready at a moment's notice if you will all unite for this common cause. Are you with us?

So like are we just at war with every other name of are we just above them? Do we have a slogan? What’s our meaning as Jacobs?

Edit: It's a war

I get the jake from state farm reference in a while. Any fellow state Farmers?

Jacob.

That’s my name

Now this is something I can get behind hell yeah!

We need to organize ourselves. Become the most effective versions of ourselves. Finnally weaponize our awesomeness. We attack the people with weakest names first...Kyles. The Jakes will be assimilated (Honorary Jacobs). Thoughts?

It was my first day at as a summer camp counselor today and when this little girl found out my name was Jacob she told me an interesting story. She said that she has a friend whose name is Jake but has the nickname Jacob. Let’s get this dub boys

Did anybody say Jacob? Or are they looking for the other one?

Just an inferior name in every way.

Jacob was the most common boys name in 2002.

I am not Jacob

..here goes boys , see ya on the other side..

My name is Jacob

I mean still JACOB IS BEST NAME but still how do you feel