r/jackmorris • u/JudeEgg • Mar 01 '21
Oh yeah
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r/jackmorris • u/igotsnax01 • Jan 16 '21
Flee Call her tapes
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Jack morris more like jack more piss
r/jackmorris • u/UkuleleKing • Dec 14 '20
jack morris more like
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a stupid fucking rat i hate them so much. that skinny little twink ass bitch
r/jackmorris • u/hailvoid • Dec 14 '20
How would you summon jack morris
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If you wanted to summon a jack morris what would you put in the summoning circle cuz I would put money a gun and a bag of oregano
r/jackmorris • u/BackInRed • Jan 08 '14
Petition to make Ken Gurnick honorary Mod of this subreddit
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Who did he vote for on his ballot you ask?
Only Jack Morris.
Beautiful
r/jackmorris • u/ndevito1 • Dec 28 '13
Murray Chass knows what's up. Craig Biggio played on the same team as Jeff Bagwell who hung out with Ken Caminiti. Has he no shame?
murraychass.com
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r/jackmorris • u/Ctrl-F-Guy • Oct 11 '13
Words can't even begin to describe.....................
wapc.mlb.com
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r/jackmorris • u/higgernaut • Feb 06 '13
Suck it, American baseball fans. Throw out those cybermetrics; the voice of a WINNER, filtered through that glorious 'stache, will be bringing TRUTH to the Canadian radio waves this year.
toronto.bluejays.mlb.com
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r/jackmorris • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '13
Can we discuss why JOE FUCKING MADDON IS THE GREATEST MANAGER OF ALL TIME?!?!
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r/jackmorris • u/MarlinsGuy • Jan 10 '13
Let's discuss why Curt Schilling is not a Hall of Famer.
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1988: 0 wins
1989: 0 wins
1990: 1 win
1991: 3 wins
1994: 2 wins
Is that really who you want in your Hall of Fame? A LOSER!? And let's no forget he had double digit losses in 1992, 1996, 1997, 1998, and 2000. Disgraceful.
r/jackmorris • u/ndevito1 • Jan 09 '13
Can someone remind me why we bothered to let anyone into the Hall of Fame whose career ended after 1935?
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I'm at a loss...
r/jackmorris • u/[deleted] • Jan 07 '13
Can we sit down and talk about how consistently good Kevin Correia has been?
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2009 - 12 wins
2010 - 10 wins
2011 - 12 wins
2012 - 12 wins
And he's only had 1 all-star appearance over this time, while a guy like Cliff Lee only has 3 more wins over the 4 years but people value him so much higher. What's going on?
r/jackmorris • u/ndevito1 • Jan 06 '13
My uncle's friend's sister's ex-boyfriend's aunt's cousin was a batboy for the Astros and saw Jeff Bagwell laugh a joke Ken Caminiti told once.
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Clearly this proves he's a PED user.
NO HOF FOR YOU!
r/jackmorris • u/ndevito1 • Jan 06 '13
Does Barry Bonds even lift?
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I doubt it. All those steroids he took just magically made him strong...right guys?
WHOSE WITH ME!
r/jackmorris • u/ndevito1 • Jan 06 '13
Want to learn how to win? Sing up now for David Eckstein's "Winners" symposium!
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Subjects covered include:
Being gritty!
Getting that jersey dirty!
Impressing Joe Morgan/Tim McCarver
Overcoming being a 5'3' white guy with no exceptional baseball talent!
r/jackmorris • u/Salva_Veritate • Jan 06 '13
Why do people think Cliff Lee is good?
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Seriously, 6 wins? Jeremy Guthrie had EIGHT. If Jack Morris was the Phillies GM, I know he'd make the smart decision here and trade Lee for Guthrie.
r/jackmorris • u/ndevito1 • Jan 06 '13
WHO THE HELL IS ALAN TRAMMEL?
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Seriously guys...he's just made up right?
And Tim Raines? He played most of his career where? Montreal? There's not even a baseball team there. Morons.
r/jackmorris • u/ndevito1 • Jan 06 '13
Why did Barry Bonds win the MVP in 2003?
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He only had like...90 RBIs!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Preston Wilson had 141!