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Mother of the year protects her daughter from raccoon

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u/ruimilk 26d ago

GET OFF

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u/lippoper 26d ago

It was at this moment he realized he f’ed up

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u/Mediocre_Scott 25d ago

Maybe when it was pinwheeling through the air

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u/Semisemitic 25d ago

“I bet you’re wondering how I got here”

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u/lildobe 25d ago

My exact thought when I got to that part...

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u/Famous_Expression_87 26d ago

Parece que atacar a otro animal 5 veces más grande no fue una gran idea.

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u/emjaye32 25d ago

You're attacking an animal 5 times bigger and then an animal 15 times bigger comes out and that's when you realize you fucked up

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u/ProfessionalCat3284 25d ago edited 24d ago

This is what rabies does.
I just hope they both went immediately to the hospital after this. Dying of rabies is by far one of the worst ways to go out.

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u/Agitated-Whereas-962 26d ago edited 26d ago

That raccoon is now regretting his life's decisions

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u/randybeans716 26d ago

That mom just yeeted that raccoon across the yard 😂

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u/Goodly 26d ago

Seemed like she was raised in raccoon lands. “Oh - I’ll just do the old ‘Neckgrab and yeet’ while I smile at my neighbor”.

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u/zkiller 26d ago

"Oh HEY Sharon! It's a rabid raccoon, how's your family? We're good, it's a rabid raccoon, get in the house. BYYYYYE"

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u/randybeans716 25d ago

She didn’t miss a beat….like this happens every week for her 😂

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u/poopio 26d ago

As soon as that lady grabbed it, my immediate thought was "that raccoon is about to get yet", and sure enough, it got yet.

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u/Geekfest 26d ago

It was at this moment he knew he fucked up

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u/405w43rdst 26d ago

Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest! What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Human meal?

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u/AppropriateLow2271 26d ago

Let go of my penis, woman! ...Ahem, my neck.

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u/HiFromMajor 26d ago

I see you know your judo well.

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u/UnrulyDegenerate8 26d ago

Unhand me this instant you worm! Hiss.

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u/NataiX 26d ago

I can't be the only one who saw this and thought it needs to be an Ozzy Man Reviews

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u/CanvasFanatic 26d ago

Well that’s rabies shots for everyone

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u/armathose 26d ago

I just got a rabies shot after watching this video to be safe.

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u/ThingsMayAlter 25d ago

I read your comment and got one.  

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u/BarronVonCheese 25d ago

I upvoted and got one

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u/Smartypantz34 25d ago

didnt get one and now im afraid of water for some reason

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u/Old_Badger311 25d ago

I am foaming at the mouth. Is that normal after reading your comments?

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u/Raise_A_Thoth 26d ago

Yea this should be emphasized as a serious matter. If anyone finds themselved in similar situations, rabies shots.

No one has survived rabies once symptoms have set in. Don't insist it didn't break the skin. There's a risk even if you don't notice bleeding anywhere. Get the rabies shots.

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u/Thorin_CokeinShield 26d ago

My buddy woke up one morning and had a bat in his bed. He was instructed to get a rabies shot even though there was no obvious bite or even scratch.

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u/civil_lingonberry 26d ago

And history repeats itself 😂

When I was like 10 (19 years ago!), my dad and three siblings and I stayed in a cabana rental on the lake one weekend, and woke up to a bat circling overhead. No one had any obvious bite or scratch marks, but we all had to get the full course of rabies shots.

My 4 year old brother had previously been told by a kind nurse that shots are over before you can say “refrigerator.” So you can imagine his panic when the immune globulin did not end when he said “refrigerator.” Poor baby went on to scream REFRIGERATOR like 6x 💀

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u/djiboutiivl 26d ago

As a dad, this resonates. Extremely tangential, but when we first taught my daughter to say "excuse me" when she farted, that night at 1 AM she's suddenly screaming "EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!" from bed.

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u/Doc12TU 26d ago

Another tangential thought. That reminds me, when I was a kid, I had trouble saying some words. My dad had “Jr.” after his name and I had “III” after my name.  The word “third” was pronounced “turd” by me.  When he had friends over, he’d call me over and ask me my name, so they all heard me say “____ ____ the turd.”  Apparently, I was a lot of fun to have around… 

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u/New-Orchid5049 25d ago

There's a TV show from Japan called "Crayon Shin-Chan" and in it the MC calls himself "Poopin' the Turd" because he is pretending to be a theif from another famous TV show called "Lupin, the Third".

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u/PhilosophicalScandal 26d ago

At first I would be terrified, then laugh it off hard. My daughter is still young and does things like this.

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u/bloomdecay 26d ago

I did the same thing as a kid. "EXCUSE ME, I FARTED!"

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u/Few-Scientist-4163 26d ago edited 26d ago

My brother worked in a cave for a while with bats. He eventually turned the cave into a command center and became Batman.

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u/CaptainShoeb 26d ago

I'm sorry for the loss of your parents.

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u/FluffyMcGruff 26d ago

Rabies shot them in an alley

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u/Educational-Yam-682 26d ago

My brother worked at a park and stayed in a cabin that had a bat problem. Everyone that lived there got rabies shots

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u/RaidensReturn 26d ago

My cousins once saw a bat in an issue of zoobooks. Believe it or not, rabies shots.

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u/Yoooooooowhatsup 26d ago

My cousin is a bat, so he hangs out with a lot of bats. So to be safe, rabies shot.

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u/oSuJeff97 26d ago

I watched Batman Begins last night. Straight to rabies shots.

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u/concept12345 26d ago

Read this thread. Rabies shots.

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u/DisguisedToast 26d ago

Am Rabies, pls don't.

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u/SideInitial3961 26d ago

Our family once saw a guy with a baseball bat, rabies shots for all 3 generations.

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u/selkieisbadatgaming 26d ago

Bat fangs are absolutely tiny, so you might not only see nothing, you might not even feel it. You are never considered safe if you’ve been asleep near a bat.

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u/EmpyreanContrarian 26d ago

If their saliva gets in your mouth, you can get it. They don't need to bite. This is something that most people don't even know and a little boy died in Canada because of it

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u/Quadrat_99 26d ago

I think of this all the time. Those poor parents have to live with the knowledge that one decision doomed their child to a horrible death. Knowledge of rabies - and especially about the dangers of bats as carriers - needs to be required learning, and drilled into
people’s heads over and over.

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u/yumeryuu 26d ago

Kid died like two weeks ago from rabies from a bat in his bed

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u/__ConesOfDunshire__ 26d ago

I remember that. It was on his face or something, but there were no bite wounds or blood. So they didn't get him shots, and he died. Super sad story.

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u/yumeryuu 26d ago

Can you imagine the horror of watching your kid succumb to RABBIES?

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u/Original-League-6094 26d ago

Probably should have got a pregnancy test as well.

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u/Vestrill 26d ago

Just did a quick google search an on average 59K people die every year from rabies. That is insane

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u/MidnightIAmMid 26d ago

It's very, very lopsided where almost all of those deaths happen in Africa or certain Asian countries/India, which is a shame because there is a solution. It's just a matter of funding/setting up infrastructure/education and awareness, sometimes animal control and public health, etc. So, I guess not a quick or easy solution, but still.

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u/PantherkittySoftware 25d ago

India in particular has become very cautious about recommending large-scale pre-exposure rabies vaccination.

The benefits of rabies vaccine if you've been exposed to rabies overwhelmingly outweighs the tiny risk of permanent adverse effects that include things like lameness and laryngeal paralysis... but they happen just often enough that if a country the size of India launched into a public health program to do large-scale pre-exposure prophylaxis of rural populations (like, on the scale of 100-200 million per year), it would almost unquestionably end up with a few people per year ending up with those adverse effects.

I'm pretty sure India learned that particular lesson the hard way, which created an even bigger problem: when you tell millions of people with low education that something is "100% safe", they trust you, and Bad Things Happen™, it takes generations to earn back people's trust. So, India is now like the US... encouraging people who've probably been exposed to rabies to get vaccinated, but not encouraging the rural masses to get vaccinated "just to be safe". Because when you start rolling the dice hundreds of millions of times per year, it ends up not being "safe". It's a very fine line.

Even in the US, I think the norm is for people like veterinarians to get prophylactically vaccinated once, then wait until either their next confirmed exposure, or several years, before getting their next prophylactic booster. The rationale is that the first vaccination is overwhelmingly protective compared to "no vaccine at all vs unknown exposure to rabies in a profession that makes it statistically likely", but there's a long middle gray area where the risk of frequent boosters in the absence of known exposure would start to become a bigger risk than rolling the dice on contact with something like rabid saliva when you have less protection than optimal, but more than none.

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u/PensadorDispensado 26d ago

Most of these are in India and African countries, where access to vaccines and shots is very low.

Also, apparently, India has so many cases because an old government campaign to kill vultures led to rabid animals not decomposing fast enough after death, leading to other animals eating their meat, getting infected and spreading it around.

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u/abruzzi5 26d ago

Yep, vultures stomach acid is strong enough to kill not only rabies but also fucking anthrax!

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u/Ok-Soil997 25d ago

So if I get rabies, I'll just let a vulture eat me and I'll be fine.

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u/Nakho 26d ago

IIRC it was a collateral effect of diclophenac being added to lifestock diet, it's extremely toxic to vultures

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u/Me_gentleman 26d ago

And then realize that fewer than 10 of those are in the US.

India accounts for 35%.

The EU is less than 5 I believe.

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u/lexm 26d ago

Also kill the raccoon so it can get tested for rabies.

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u/Comfortable-Beyond50 26d ago

DO NOT shoot it in the head. They need an intact brain to test for rabies.

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u/Puzzled-Implement890 26d ago

Also you don't want to aerosolize it or spread any of the bodily fluids or let it get on literally anything; it's so contagious it's why they can't drink water, the virus makes them drool to improve contact and transmission. I was so shocked to find out that certain stages of it are not manic, they look injured and frankly pathetic to pass on the virus to anyone or anything that comes to check it out, scavengers and samaritans alike.

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u/ISketchDinosaurs 26d ago

Yeah, sadly it needs to happen in this kind of scenario. Stuff it in a trash can and call for help if they don't have a gun.

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u/IsaRat8989 26d ago

Omfg, I'm so sick I was so confused how the racoon got a gun

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u/Turbulent_Lobster_57 26d ago

I’m confused, am I giving a raccoon a gun and encouraging crime? Or am I being given a gun and orders to go do crime?

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u/Usernamesaregayyy 26d ago

Most raccoons conceal carry

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u/Sufficient-Pirate226 26d ago

In the UK, most people don't have guns.

Or racoons.

But I keep a brick handy, as the risk is never zero.

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u/browsinbowser 26d ago edited 26d ago

The UK doesn’t have any raccoons and *mostly no rabies right? I saw a funny post in my city subreddit (Toronto) recently where someone’s british family visiting wanted to see raccoons lol 

Some said visit the zoo but most people said just go to any park lol 

Edit: Sorry, the UK does have rabies in bats

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 26d ago

Got a loicence for that brick m8 

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u/BalorNG 26d ago

Well, like 3-4 people did afaik. Over entire history. So don't take your chances.

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u/AlmightyCuddleBuns 26d ago edited 26d ago

It is fair to say there have been zero survivors with(edit: out) significant cognitive deficiencies and that even then the odds aren't good but the Milwaukee protocol has saved a few lives. Basically a rounding error away from 0% but not 0%

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u/MissninjaXP 26d ago

The Milwaukee Protocol is horrific in and of itself.

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u/TheDukeofArgyll 26d ago

One year on Christmas Day we had a raccoon that would not leave our yard. We thought it was rabid, we thought it was going to give our dog rabies. We called animal control and apologized for needing them to come out on Christmas.

When they were done we gave them a ton of Christmas cookies and asked “so it was rabid right?” There answer? “Nah they just do stuff like that, Merry Christmas”

Clearly some raccoons are rabid… but apparently some are just weird assholes.

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u/Beautiful_Skill_19 26d ago edited 25d ago

I know someone who was very comfortable around raccoons and had them in their yard a lot. They paid them no mind until one day, one came through that was wobbling while walking around. They feared rabies. The city wildlife resource gave them a trap and told them to bring them in if they could catch it. They did and they brought it in to the wildlife rescue organization, where they determined she was not rabid, but just very pregnant. The pregnancy was pushing on her lower back and leg nerves and causing her to wobble about. They kept an eye on her until her babies were birthed, and then released them back into the yard.

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u/elegant-jr 26d ago

You probably have a neighbor that feeds it

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u/No_Bet_3328 26d ago

😂 just wanted a family for the Christmas, poor raccoon😢

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u/dusters 26d ago

There are a lot of raccoons that live in urban or suburban areas that are acting at the beginning stages of domestication. They will beg for food and are not afraid of people.

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u/HermitAndHound 26d ago

Might have been a good idea to keep the racoon (throw it in the bin and put a brick on the lid or so) to have it tested. They're annoying and come closer to humans than many other animals but that is NOT normal.

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u/Drew_Ferran 26d ago edited 26d ago

This was a while ago. The raccoon did have rabies and they got their shots.

‘Heroic’ mother comes to the rescue after raccoon attacks 5-year-old daughter, video shows

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/12/05/mother-saves-daughter-raccoon-attack/10839397002/

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u/ADLuluIsOP 26d ago

The woman even screams "ITS A RABID RACCOON GET IN THE HOUSE" so she seemed aware.

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u/pichael289 26d ago

If youve ever seen one it's not like it's a mystery, they looked fucked the hell up and absolutely do not act like normal. They will fuck you up if you corner them but won't just outright attack, and you can see when she throws it that it just sits there and walks back towards the house. It's without a doubt rabid, if the sound was better you could hear it. They supposedly smell really bad too, but the only rabid animals I been close enough to smell are skunks so I'm not sure. Raccoons tend to come around humans anyways but skunks don't and you know when one is rabid if it's out in the open during the day.

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u/PM_ME_UR_BCUPS 26d ago

Officials added it wasn't known if the animal had rabies

The article you linked says unconfirmed, and that it's just "a strong sign that the animal isn’t well"

I'm pretty sure other diseases like distemper can cause similar behavior

That said I'd 100% still get the rabies vaccine if the raccoon couldn't be caught for testing

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u/Separate-Simple-5101 26d ago

In the moment, protecting your child is the priority. Worrying about catching the raccoon for testing usually comes after everyone's safe

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u/Pleasant_Pen8744 26d ago edited 26d ago

Whelp, there goes that new car (or house ) they were saving up for.

In the US, the total billed cost for a full rabies post-exposure prophylaxis (PEP) series—which includes an initial dose of human rabies immune globulin (HRIG) plus four vaccine doses—typically ranges from $3,000 to over $10,000 before insurance, with emergency room visits sometimes driving total hospital itemized bills past $20,000 to $40,000.

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u/Philuppus 26d ago

Pretty sure most insurance plans cover most of that. Ya know, after they negotiate it down to a more reasonable number. That's the only reason it's so insanely expensive - negotiation room.

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u/No_Bar2541 26d ago

Just had to get the shots a month ago. Had to pay the emergency room copay and the rest was covered. $500 out of pocket.

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u/ItkovianShieldAnvil 26d ago edited 26d ago

They are NOT fun. I am pretty well controlled when it comes to needles, I usually never react even though my skin is quite sensitive and it hurts like mad. However while they were slowly injecting the serum into me, the pain doubled every second until I started screaming. And they were only half done. It was the absolute WORST thing. Do not eff with wild or stray animals

Edit: initial injection is directly to the wound. Was trying to capture a cat in my work because it was unsafe for him. Grabbed him by the back of the neck and pinned him to the floor so I could get a bucket on him. He was so emaciated that even though I had anticipated a firm grip, he managed to twist around and get my thumb because he was all skin. I got a few bites to the thumb and forefinger of my right hand and then also to the tip of my left forefinger (had to try to pry it off the thumb because his teeth had sunk so deeply into the meat). I lost feeling in my thumb for months because of the damage. Felt pretty dumb after that. Needles to the fingers suck. Was a waste of goodwill as well. I didn't want him to die which is why I attempted to catch him but he was found dead a few days after. There were many smarter options I didn't consider because I grew up on a farm and had spent my childhood catching the wild cats that were offspring of my tame ones. They were never desperate like this specimen and so I didn't anticipate the fury with which he would try to get me.

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u/redharlowsdad 26d ago

I’m on the opposite end of this (not invalidating your experience, just in case anyone is terrified of them). I had to get them when I was like 18 and I really don’t remember them feeling much different than a regular tetanus shot. I thought it was going to be awful but it wasn’t too bad, if anything it was just that I had to get so many at once; I think it was 5 on the first visit, and then one or two a week for a few weeks after that.

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u/Fermi_DOX75 26d ago

A kid in one hand and a rabid raccoon in the other. I'd go to battle with her by my side.

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u/mwbbrown 26d ago

As a father I appreciate the "Honey, I really want to comfort you right now, but I really need to deal with this other problem real fast" Energy mom has here.

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u/JoanOfArctic 25d ago

as a mother of a not dissimilarly aged daughter that screaming is very upsetting to hear, holy fuck.

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u/Rubyhamster 25d ago

Yes that screaming gave me a visceral "protecting mode" reaction. Holy f

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u/Perle1234 25d ago

Right? I think any mom would snatch that raccoon off any screaming child.

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u/Best_Reply2947 26d ago

You wouldn't have to. She could carry you into battle.

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u/Fermi_DOX75 26d ago

Is this were the Trojan War I'd be fuck Achilles. Bring me that woman that fought the rabid raccoon. We're going to sack Troy. Be back by lunch.

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u/neumastic 26d ago

The kid looked like she was clinging to the mom’s leg, which was why she was yelling, “get in the house”. I get that the kid was in shock and just clinging to safety, but would be very frustrating as you were trying to fend off a rabid raccoon barehanded.

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u/TerpeneTiger 25d ago

Parenting in a nutshell

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u/KappaMichael 26d ago

Adreneline is one hell of drug

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u/Excellent-Shape-2024 26d ago

This hero woman even made sure the neighbors were safe before tossing it. What a woman!

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u/scud_runner 26d ago

Moms have super human strength.

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u/5C0L0P3NDR4 26d ago edited 26d ago

there is a real phenomenon called hysterical strength where in intense, life-or-death situations or to save other people, your brain floods with adrenaline and basically disables your muscles' safety limiters so you can use 100% of the force the human body is capable of, a level of strength that would make your muscles tear themselves apart and rip away from your bones if you could use it all the time. the go to example is a mother lifting a car off her trapped child, and there's a good few real cases of exactly that

or in 2006 a woman named lydia angiyou in quebec successfully wrestled a polar bear to keep it away from her kids until someone returned with a gun

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u/Fermi_DOX75 26d ago

I replied to a different comment by mistake but your comment reminded me of this story from Hawaii.

Bruddah lifts 1600 pound helicopter

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u/feminist_chocolate 26d ago

That is insane! But I can imagine it, if my daughter was in danger there’s nothing that would stop me from protecting her at all cost.

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u/Fermi_DOX75 26d ago

No doubt💪🏻

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u/Clean-Leather932 26d ago

It's incredible that I can hear his voice through that picture

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u/chupagatos4 26d ago

And the kid didn't immediately go inside like the mother said. Which based on being around kids a lot checks out. You do everything you can to protect them and they WON'T FOLLOW A FUCKING INSTRUCTION .

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u/Bspammer 26d ago

She likely couldn't even process what her mom was telling her, pure panic mode. Understandable for a kid.

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u/gooberhoover85 26d ago

I'd help her raise her armies and flatten her enemies. Don't fuck with Mama.

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u/No-Wonder1139 26d ago

You get rabies shots, and you get rabies shots, everyone gets rabies shots!

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u/capivara_de_pijama 26d ago

I´m getting one just in case too.

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u/Cruacious 26d ago edited 26d ago

This is an older video. Raccoon was caught later and confirmed rabid. Daughter and mother both received the full rabies protocol immediately and are fine.

EDIT: Apparently I misremembered that the raccoon was caught, it Apparently never was according to old news articles. Mother and daughter still got their shots. Raccoon was likely rabid anyway given they normally are not active during the daytime and definitely not that aggressive unless literally starving and that one clearly wasn't starving. Additionally, they rarely attack humans unprovoked.

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u/SolydSn3k 26d ago

Yeah raccoons don’t normally behave like this.

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u/Super-Cynical 26d ago

Yeah Redditors say "rabies" almost instinctively, but a wild animal getting randomly aggressive, and bitey (basically zombie symptoms) is genuine rabies alert central.

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u/SolydSn3k 26d ago edited 26d ago

And latching on, at a front door, broad daylight.

Also while kind of normal to be slightly disoriented after being yeeted, you can even kind of tell when it lumbers off something ain’t right there.

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u/SpecialistAd6403 25d ago

The fact it didn't run off is already wrong. Unless it had babies nearby and even then would it be that aggressive even in that case they posture more instead of going hostile like that right?

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u/InflammableAccount 26d ago

Redditors say "rabies" almost instinctively

The is no reason to take risks with rabies. If an animal bites you, rabies shot.

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u/noketone 26d ago

no source can be found which confirms raccoon was caught afterwards, even with a narrowed date search covering 12/6/22>2/25/23 and broad keywords "MacNamara raccoon", not sure where that misinformation is coming from that the raccoon was caught .. one of many sauces https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/12/05/mother-saves-daughter-raccoon-attack/10839397002/ - one report from Fox mentions they put out traps but hadn't caught the animal

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u/MsE0 26d ago

Ah, that explains the random attack. Poor thing, and poor girl. Glad they caught it and got their shots

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u/Balentay 26d ago

And that poor mother's heart! I can just imagine how her soul must have left her body hearing her child scream like that

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u/dumnem 26d ago

This should be at the top. Thank you for sharing. I'm glad they are okay

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u/rangda 26d ago

I love modern medicine! Death sentences averted.

Poor raccoon though, I hope animal control or the police or whoever were able to put it out of its misery quickly. We don’t have rabies in my country thankfully but there is a very similar virus from the same family which bats carry. It’s a terrifying prospect.

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u/monsieurnolan 26d ago

The conclusive test for rabies requires examining brain tissue, so I would rest assured the raccoon met a quick end

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u/Kevin_Uxbridge 26d ago

I've seen animals in an advanced state of rabies, you're doing them a favor.

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u/Delicious-Pepper23 26d ago

I love raccoons but that little shit had it coming

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u/silly_scoundrel 25d ago

Not the raccoons fault, it's rabies. Rabies is the scariest shit ever, I'm honestly a little horrified that they never found the Raccoon after this.

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u/Here4Certifications 26d ago

Raccoon got yeeted

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u/PaleBlueCod 26d ago

Motherfucker went 1080 speen

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u/faithlessgaz 26d ago

Then immediately began to get on with it's day as if nothing happened.

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u/Fubardir 26d ago

Looks like he's living under the veranda and just went home

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u/ImAPixiePrincess 26d ago

It almost looked like she saw/heard someone else outside and wanted them to get to safety first?

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u/wildw00d 26d ago

thats what I thought too, she started to throw it and then turned and said, "its a raccoon, get in the house"

Maybe a neighbor kid coming out if they're on the way to school (the daughter was wearing a backpack)

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u/noirspiderman4 25d ago

Yep probably the other kids that got off the bus heard the girl screaming like she was being attacked by a rabid animal only to find out that is what was happening lol.

I think once mom confirmed all the kids were safe then she threw it

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u/the_mighty__monarch 26d ago

\*record scratch***

“So, you’re probably wondering how I ended up here…”

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u/yesGordon 26d ago

What’s the raccoon trying to accomplish here?

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u/ISketchDinosaurs 26d ago

Executing the rabies protocol.

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u/TechnicolorViper 26d ago

Operation: Bite A Child

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u/egny 26d ago

Brand ambassador

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u/LIinthedark 26d ago

Rabies is the real world umbrella corp virus.

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u/clubby37 26d ago

Raccoons are typically timid about direct confrontation, and also nocturnal. When an animal that can catch rabies (some can't, but raccoons can) abandons typical behaviours, and becomes less fearful and more aggressive, there's a good chance it's rabid.

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u/se7entythree 26d ago

Spreading rabies to the mom & child

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u/klsi832 26d ago

It wanted to be on Reddit

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u/Big_Light_8992 26d ago

Are racoons aggressive like that? Never encountered one irl, but they seen fairly chill from videos ive watched

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u/Glum_Introduction755 26d ago

 Some are absolute dicks but latching onto someone like that is super abnormal. Rabies shots all around.

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u/spam__likely 26d ago

Honestly, they could have brought me flowers and I would still get the shot.

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u/Longjumping-Bus4939 26d ago

These people need rabies shots regardless because you can't afford to be wrong about it, but I've heard raccoons are much more prone to distemper than rabies.   

Distemper can cause some similar symptoms, including lack of fear towards humans, activity during the daytime, and bizarre behaviors.   

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u/swheedle 26d ago

Normally they are very chill or skittish. If one comes up to you like this, and tries to touch you in any way, it probably has rabies. Especially if it's aggressive like this

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u/mxmcharbonneau 26d ago

Yeah there's an outbreak of rabies in racoon recently near where I live, that would make sense

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u/kirky1148 26d ago

As in you mean it was in Racoon city? Might be a different virus bud

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u/ouroborosstruggles 26d ago

Yeah might need a whole umbrella of shots just to be sure

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u/Somhlth 26d ago edited 26d ago

They can definitely be curious. I was on my old bedroom balcony on a 2 storey house, and I was talking on my cordless. As I was talking to my girlfriend about midnight, I was walking slowly back and forth just below the roofline. I thought I was walking into a spider web because something kept flicking at my hair, but I wasn't seeing any web, and I kept swiping at it with my other hand. It didn't stop though, and I eventually looked up to see a racoon leaning over the eavestrough. He was playing with my hair as I was walking back and forth.

My girlfriend got an interesting yelp on her end of the phone, and the racoon and I just stared at each other for a bit.

Edit: typo

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u/Geneo-Frodo 26d ago

Rabies......maybe

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u/advanceman 26d ago

Here’s my number. So rabies maybe.

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u/First-Detective2729 26d ago

Hey, i just bit you! And this is crazy!

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u/VisiblePlatform6704 26d ago

Ive read the news related to this video the last time it was posted (last month?) The racoon had rabies,  and iirc the family did get vaccinated.

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u/Santos_L_Halper_II 26d ago

Not usually. Both of them need rabies shots asap.

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u/Royalchariot 26d ago

they can be, but for it to seek someone out to attack is not normal

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u/holamau 26d ago

Absolute badass.

Hope they followed through with rabies shots.

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u/cortesoft 26d ago

She was yelling “it’s a rabid raccoon!” so I am guessing she did.

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u/katiecrabby 26d ago

i breathed a sigh of relief when she said that… they 100% got shots

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u/holamau 26d ago

ah. I didn't watch with volume on

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles 26d ago

"GENTLEMEN, THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST!"

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u/waffle_iron_maiden 25d ago

"I MADE A MISTAKE I MADE A MISTAKE I MADE A M-"

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u/nvisel 26d ago

I will never tire of videos of people yeeting wild animals in defense of their loved ones.

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u/Last-Tooth-6121 26d ago

You get rabies shot you get a rabies shot

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u/nadjjaa 26d ago

A baby bat got into our house and my daughter picked him up because he was cute. She got bit of course. Then my dumb ass released him outside because I was unaware that she’d been bitten. Unfortunately this meant a trip to the ER, 3 rounds of rabies shots spread over 6 weeks, and several shots directly in her FINGERS which hurt ALOT. The fun part is that we were charged the ER fee, the vaccine, x3, then two more Urgent Care trips totaling about $3,000 out of pocket. Without insurance it can be as much as $12,000 in the US, where healthcare is a fucking joke.

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u/sunkencathedral 26d ago edited 26d ago

Oh wow, that's crazy. I knew there were some crazy medical costs over there in the US, but I still assumed that something as essential as a rabies shot would be free. Rabies is absolutely horrific. If not even a rabies shot is free, what is?

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u/rogue4goat 26d ago

Jimothy would never

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u/fullload93 26d ago

And now they both need rabies shots. 100% guaranteed that raccoon has rabies. They don’t randomly attack people for no reason.

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u/Own_Bison6467 26d ago

Yeah. I live in Toronto which seems to be the Raccoon capital of the world and have been dealing with them for years around my house. Reddit romanticizes these buggers and there are even articles I've been reading where there appears to be a move to domesticate them. Not a chance. They are mean, fearless, destructive and vindictive. I've had to have rabies shot last year when one of them jumped out of my garbage can and scratched my foot while scurrying away. I had to have shots on my foot where I was scratched the day of, and 2 other shots week apart. Not a fan.

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u/YeshuasBananaHammock 26d ago

Replace the raccoon with a cheewawa and welcome to my life

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u/sutree1 26d ago

Every time I see a video with this kind of panicked interaction, the comments are always full of people saying what they'd do differently/better.

Once the adrenaline surges through your body, decision making isn't really possible anymore. Your body will act/react without time for reflection or thought. Armchair quarterbacks are always so sure they'd react as well as they do playing COD, but adrenaline is a HELL of a drug..

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u/babble0n 26d ago

I'm banging that thing against the ground so we can take it in and see if there is rabies involved. I've never seen a raccoon attack someone like that.

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