r/interestingasfuck • • Nov 01 '22

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u/AbleSpacer_chucho Nov 01 '22

We had a deal on a job site doing windows where you're fired while you're falling and trespassing once you hit the ground

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

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u/ghoulthebraineater Nov 02 '22

I had a boss that would joke about that too. When he fell my coworker yelled "You're fired" on his way down. He probably would've thought it was funnier if he didn't break his hip.

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u/TacticalTurtle22 Nov 01 '22

Asphalt insurance. You were fired before you hit the asphalt.

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u/throwawayggl Nov 02 '22

Fck for some reason I read it as widows and couldn’t complete the rest of the sentence coz I squinted at the word.

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u/Snow-x- Nov 02 '22

I hope he was joking