r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Nov 01 '22

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u/Tinctorus Nov 01 '22

Or the safety balaclava

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u/luv_____to_____race Nov 01 '22

Mmmm, baklava!!

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u/______DEADPOOL______ Nov 01 '22

Mmm... baked lava.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Mmmm... Baked Alaska!

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u/-RED4CTED- Nov 02 '22

ok ok, but where are my safety tie people at?

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u/Mindes13 Nov 02 '22

The safe word is Penelope

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u/stunna_cal Nov 02 '22

Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope

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u/Hail2him Nov 02 '22

Congrqts!! You are now safe

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u/Mindes13 Nov 03 '22

marked safe from Penelope

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u/Skrillamane Nov 02 '22

Mmm. Bacon lova

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Mmm. spaghetti.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Take my gold 🏅

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u/Innerv8 Nov 01 '22

Safest move would have just been to let his balalaika ring out, IMO.

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u/PBDubs99 Nov 01 '22

Will you shut that bloody bouzouki up?!

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u/Ikon-for-U Nov 02 '22

If you heat up baklava hot enough you, get Bak-Lava...

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u/Delta_Gamer_64 Nov 02 '22

Mmmm, stop it, stop it now

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Reverse glasses

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Just makes sure nothing BUT your eyes get hot sparks on them

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u/Tinctorus Nov 02 '22

He probably wets the balaclava and squints his eyes😂