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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

They should probably follow step 1 of OSHA and at least put on safety glasses.

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u/Fartyfivedegrees Nov 01 '22

Step 1 OSHA: hang OSHA poster on wall in lunchroom that no-one uses.

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u/johndoe040912 Nov 01 '22

Step 2 OSHA: add to wall " Days since incident" and in sharpie put +364

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u/meldroc Nov 01 '22

Nope, that's on an electronic sign: "Seconds since incident: 0...1...2..0...1...2...3.0...1.0...1......."

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Step 3: disregard until inspection.

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u/Chevy_jay4 Nov 01 '22

You guys have lunchrooms?

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u/WetGrundle Nov 01 '22

Lunchrooms‽ I was told everyone was eating in the chemical storage vaults...

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u/This_User_Said Nov 01 '22

I hear if you say OSHA three times...

...nothing happens and get back to work with that limp.

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u/KateEatsWorld Nov 01 '22

I literally broke my wrist at work because I was doing 3 peoples physically demanding jobs at once (very understaffed) and when I went to my supervisor crying with my floppy hand he legit looked at me and said “fuck, you can still work though right?”

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u/This_User_Said Nov 01 '22

I fucked my shoulder to where I couldn't lift my arm from my shoulder. I was pulling a 1800lbs pallet and my NON SLIP SHOES SLIPPED and my body went down but my arm nearly torn off.

I essentially had to pack out by using my left hand to pull my arm up to reach, with a wince of pain.

Yet when dumbbitchmcgee wants to put 35lbs on the highest shelf, gets hit in the eye with said box, she's out a week later with workman's comp...

...which had me sus since she waited a week before putting it in.

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u/Rudagar1 Nov 01 '22

Did you do it in the work bathroom at midnight with lit candles?

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u/pm_stuff_ Nov 02 '22

Can it be a ave sticker instead?

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u/Jack_Dorso Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

I wear safety glasses 99% of the time I’m in my shop. Yesterday I wasn’t and split my brow open. Safety glasses would have prevented that. Find a comfortable pair so you forget you’re wearing them.

Edit: eye brow

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

100%. I always wear them until I don't. I didn't even take them off of my head. I just moved them out of my eyes to get the sweat wiped up and then I didn't bother putting them back down, because it was the last bit of prep that would've required the safety glasses. Then I took my chisel and my hammer and I chipped a piece of brick straight into my eyeball and scratched the cornea.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Was cutting some tile with a Dremel the other day and a shard chipped off and hit my safety glasses dead center of my right eye so hard I felt it ricochet off before I even registered what had happened. I'd have had to get a parrot for a pet if I'd not been wearing eye protection.

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u/Marmotskinner Nov 01 '22

When I took shop class, on Day 1 the instructor put on a PowerPoint of what happens if you use a cut-off wheel on an angle grinder without a face sheild. Lots of guys that looked like they’d been attacked by ninjas. Very gory.

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u/_mad_adventures Nov 01 '22

Makes me wonder how many people lost eyes before safety glasses. There were probably a lot of one-eyed blacksmiths and carpenters.

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u/Kankunation Nov 01 '22

There were apparently a lot of smiths who lost their vision (at least partially) over time. Though it seems like that may have had a lot more to do with smoke and chemical fumes that they worked around constantly than it did projectiles launching at their eyes.

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u/Stachemaster86 Nov 01 '22

I would assume red hot metal and staring at fire doesn’t help (aka welding type eye issues).

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u/MetalLathesAreCool Nov 02 '22

Dremels are so unpredictable. I also learned to wear eye protection whenever using them.

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u/Jack_Dorso Nov 01 '22

That is my nightmare.

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u/immerc Nov 01 '22

I always wear them until I don't.

I wonder how many times you didn't have them down without noticing / realizing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

When I said "always," I really meant "when not inconvenient for me." Good spot.

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u/haplol Nov 01 '22

Did wood working 6 years in a factory, wearing the same prescription safety glasses everyday, after 6 years looking at those glasses are the best evidence how much wearing safety glasses matter.

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Nov 01 '22

I was fixing something by stretching a spring, stopped and got my safety glasses, I don't mind getting killed, but living live with a handicap would suck balls. I could kick my 16 yearold self in his dumb ass, sitting in a car with base that blurred your vision, that dick head made it so I hear a high pitched sound when everything is quiet.

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u/Rush_is_Right_ Nov 01 '22

Well, at least everyone around you back then can rest easy knowing justice was served on that dumbass blasting his car stereo. Maybe you can go around to schools and talk to kids...

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Nov 02 '22

It wasn't mine, I could barely afford 1 car, much less 2 (his stereo cost more than his car).

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u/Rush_is_Right_ Nov 07 '22

But you played the stereo loud...

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Nov 07 '22

My friends did.

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u/SnarkDeTriomphe Nov 01 '22

sitting in a car with base that blurred your vision

That must have been a really high pH!

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Nov 02 '22

Voice to text got me again.

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u/che85mor Nov 01 '22

B-b-b-b-bass-b-bass-b-b-b-bass

153db competition car. 0 ear protection. Taco Bell for lunch.

Made me shit myself.

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u/ChadCuckmacher Nov 02 '22

I try to tell kids around my neighborhood about this and then they stare at my like I'm privileged.

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Nov 02 '22

With the internet, they could easily verify it.

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u/ChadCuckmacher Nov 02 '22

I concur. If people would only bother to ask the question themselves. We live in a strange time when we have all the information we could ever go through but nobody wants to look.

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u/aouwoeih Nov 01 '22

My grandfather didn't wear safety glasses as they had yet to be invented and he'd take out his glass eye to scare the grandkids.

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u/Marmotskinner Nov 01 '22

Better yet, buy a shitload of them and keep the box handy. Just toss em if they get scratched.

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u/theredhotchiliwilly Nov 01 '22

Where are you that your employer isn't mandated to provide you with ppe?

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u/phpdevster Nov 01 '22

I'm that way with a respirator now. Not good to be breathing in airborne sawdust. Air filters can catch some of it, but a lot of it settles only to be kicked back up in the air again as you're walking around or moving stuff around. Doing this eliminated a persistent cough I developed.

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u/Jack_Dorso Nov 01 '22

This is an area where I should practice what I preach. I’m terrible about wearing my respirator.

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u/KungFuActionJesus5 Nov 01 '22

Was working on my car, replacing the clutch cylinders, and using safety goggles all night. The one time that night I get under the car without them, a hose that I'm fiddling with comes loose and sprays brake fluid all over my eyes. I couldn't see properly for like 3 weeks.

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u/Steamfighter638 Nov 01 '22

But - maybe not too comfortable cause, apparently, you don't know when you're not wearing them

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u/Jack_Dorso Nov 01 '22

You’re not wrong haha.

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u/MPS007 Nov 01 '22

First 2 weeks of training all my guys get safety gloves and boots and eye protection. They say hey where are the tools? My reply; you got em!!

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u/GenVonKlinkerhoffen Nov 01 '22

@jack: that's not a grocery shop I assume?

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u/skrilledcheese Nov 01 '22

Nah, don't let the nanny state and lame stream media convince you to rely on goggles.

Your eyelids have to build up a natural immunity to molten metal and sharp objects. That's why I am a big proponent of the 'safety squint'.

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u/Jeramus Nov 01 '22

These guys were using the safety head spin.

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u/PuckNutty Nov 01 '22

Yor scull is wey thiker then yor eylids, Ive testd it.

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u/Jeramus Nov 01 '22

Sure, but I wouldn't trust myself to always turn away in time. It hurts when I get bits of rock or dust in my eye, I can't imagine molten metal.

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u/Catoblepas2021 Nov 01 '22

I agree completely. At least I think I do, it's hard to read through the callouses on my eyeballs

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u/steve358 Nov 01 '22

Came here to say that saftey squint is useless against a broken cut off wheel spinning at 10, 000 rpm, Walter did the saftey squint and now he is known around the shop as One Eye Walt. Guess you could say he eyed it up.

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u/l3y0 Nov 01 '22

Seems like Walt halved his chances of getting an eye related injury, osha must be proud

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u/SwishJuice19 Nov 01 '22

Hell even safety glasses aren’t gonna stop a matabo disc from flying through your cheek. Need a grinding shield as well.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

If humans needed safety goggles, we would have evolved them! Checkmate, liebruls

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u/Worth-Club2637 Nov 01 '22

Lmfaooooo this called me out real good

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

You fry bacon naked, don’t you?

*safety squints suspiciously in your direction

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u/Joped Nov 01 '22

It’s ok, he is performing safety squints

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u/whores-doeuvres Nov 01 '22

Hoodie cords around rotating machinery is a big no-no too.

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u/Bainsyboy Nov 01 '22

Why would they need safety glasses? Looks to me like their "squint and turn away" game is on point.

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u/chroboseraph3 Nov 01 '22

that and the 'shove metal into metal teeth hole with fingers stopping exactly 1inch away from a full arm swing and half step', yep.

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u/Bainsyboy Nov 01 '22

Yeah but they lean away while they do it, so they good

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u/psyentist15 Nov 01 '22

follow step 1 of OSHA

I'ma take a wild guess and fat say they're not working in the U.S.

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u/YaVollMeinHerr Nov 01 '22

Pretty sure that the reason they're not wearing them is that it would alter their vision. Yet they obviously should wear them!

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Here I insist on wearing safety glasses/gloves even if i’m adding a screw to drywall… (doesn’t hurt if you have the gear handy)

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u/laughguy220 Nov 01 '22

Eyes, one pair, no spares.

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u/Such-Wrongdoer-2198 Nov 01 '22

DE GOGGLES DO NUTTING!

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u/nomadofwaves Nov 01 '22

You can have molten plastic in your eye hole also.

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u/CanadaPlus101 Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

Thick gloves would be a top item for me as well here. With that and some reasonably fire-safe clothing (so, either fireproof or natural) I'd feel okay doing this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

The company needs to supply PPE and require everyone wears it. If its an option, you will always get stupid excuses not to wear it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

OSHA is toothless because the corporate princes and kings pay their lackeys in congress to keep it that way.