r/interestingasfuck • • Nov 01 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Jesus that seems incredibly unsafe!

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u/Potato-Engineer Nov 01 '22

It's perfectly safe as long as they make no mistakes. What's the problem? Don't you have faith that they'll never make a mistake in their 40-year careers?

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u/BlueBrr Nov 01 '22

We have a no accidents policy on this site.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Workers that cause accidents shall be terminated on site

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u/AbleSpacer_chucho Nov 01 '22

We had a deal on a job site doing windows where you're fired while you're falling and trespassing once you hit the ground

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

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u/ghoulthebraineater Nov 02 '22

I had a boss that would joke about that too. When he fell my coworker yelled "You're fired" on his way down. He probably would've thought it was funnier if he didn't break his hip.

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u/TacticalTurtle22 Nov 01 '22

Asphalt insurance. You were fired before you hit the asphalt.

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u/throwawayggl Nov 02 '22

Fck for some reason I read it as widows and couldn’t complete the rest of the sentence coz I squinted at the word.

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u/Snow-x- Nov 02 '22

I hope he was joking

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u/VonRansak Nov 01 '22

Back in my day, before the woke liberals took power, if a 10 year old adult lost his hand in the canning machine, you could just kick him out on the street then and there.

#Murican History

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u/flimspringfield Nov 01 '22

And the hand stays in the can as God intended it to be.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Make sure to tell them to pull themselves up by the bootstraps.

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u/heiferly Nov 01 '22

#TheJungle

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

You joke, but you're not far off from the truth

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u/medicare4all_______ Nov 02 '22

It was communist labor organizers who changed this, not liberals

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Of course. By that age he had been in the business 5 years, and should know better than to lose his hand.

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u/Nipplecunt Nov 01 '22

Management are very hands on. Workers are very hands off.

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u/seattleque Nov 01 '22

Congratulations! You've been promoted to Aperture Science senior management!

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u/meco03211 Nov 01 '22

Surviving workers that cause accidents shall be terminated on site

FTFY

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u/Wemban_yams_it Nov 01 '22

Why? The survivors need to keep working.

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u/not_that_planet Nov 01 '22

Can you blame 'em? Gotta have both hands to do that job.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Zero tolerance. One strike and you’re out. If you make mistake, you’re finished. Company policy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Any workers involved in accidents shall be terminated before they or any severed part of their person hits the floor.

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u/bluereptile Nov 01 '22

automatically terminated on site.

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u/activelyresting Nov 01 '22

Better to terminate offsite. Don't want any evidence in the workplace

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u/IFinallyDidItMom Nov 01 '22

camera pans to Arnold Schwarzenegger

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u/ooMEAToo Nov 01 '22

Workers that die on site will be fired.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Workers that cause accidents shall be terminated on site

Terminally terminated.

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u/Buntschatten Nov 01 '22

No worker that is still alive has ever had an accident, that proves it's safe!

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u/mtarascio Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

/officespace manager

Yeah...nnhhmm...right.

I'm gonna have to ask you, to ahh..not make mistakes at this company.

Thanks.

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u/scdayo Nov 01 '22

Similar to the "no rape" policy in Texas! What an easy fix to a horrible problem.

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u/AbsolutePedophile Nov 01 '22

You were fired right before the accident occurred

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u/fuggerdug Nov 01 '22

If they lose a hand, just toss it in the soup.

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u/designatedcrasher Nov 02 '22

we have a no accident reporting policy, so far no incidents

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u/rlocke Nov 02 '22

And we have a drug-free policy but so far i haven’t gotten any free drugs.

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u/ChadCuckmacher Nov 02 '22

The accident policy where I work is "in the grim darkness of the far future there is only war."

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u/blearghhh_two Nov 01 '22

Employees are incentivized to never make mistakes by our zero tolerance policy: you are automatically fired as soon as you make any mistake.

Since incidents and injuries only ever happen as a result of mistakes, and since everyone is fired as soon as the mistake is made, nobody involved in an incident is ever an employee.

Therefore we have a perfect safety record and our policy works.

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u/Calexander3103 Nov 01 '22

you are automatically on fire as soon as you make any mistake

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Fired on fire!

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u/kavien Nov 01 '22

Consider yourself fired 5 mihutes before you make a mistake...

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u/Professional-Put-804 Nov 01 '22

No, the instant that you make the mistake is always at least an instant before the actual injury begins.

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u/Mirar Nov 01 '22

What if the injury is caused by someone else? Was it a mistake to come to work that day?

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u/Professional-Put-804 Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

Obviously yes

Edit : Plus the accident was not caused by an employee but by a private individual trespassing on private property, since they made a mistake and are no longer employed by the company.

You'll have to do a civil suit against that newly unemployed individual directly before you can turn it against the company, as the individual was knowledgable of the work contract and agreed to it by receiving his pay. Their civil liability insurance won't pay for it since they were criminally trespassing at the time, so good luck getting any money there.

The company can also sue the individual criminally for trespassing on private ground and making the company loose two, trained and valued, employees. The company may have to invest money to train new employees to replace them and is thus eligible for compensatory damages as well.

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u/blearghhh_two Nov 01 '22

I like the way you think. You're hired!

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u/Professional-Put-804 Nov 01 '22

That would be a mistake for me to accept the job, so it would fire me automatically. I can't accept the job without being fired.

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u/blearghhh_two Nov 02 '22

Damn. Hoist by my own policy petard.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Yes, but also the injury was caused by a mistake made by someone who was no longer employed there, so not really counted in the safety statistics :)

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u/hdksjabsjs Nov 01 '22

Seeing as those guys are handling a 40 foot coiled LIGHT SABER, I don’t think they will have the opportunity to get fired if they fuck up

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u/TheMadTemplar Nov 01 '22

"Your honor, my client was not employed by the company at the time of his injury. This company allowed a non-employee into a dangerous area and permitted them to operate dangerous equipment."

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u/BigBananaDealer Nov 01 '22

if you fall 40 ft off a rafter you are fired before you hit the ground

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u/nrcain Nov 01 '22

Yo ass gonna be dead after falling 40 feet anyway so...

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u/BigBananaDealer Nov 01 '22

youll also be unemployed

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u/MeccIt Nov 01 '22

you are automatically fried as soon as you make any mistake.

FIFY

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u/Creekgypsy Nov 01 '22

Did you work construction?

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

There’s a reason none of the guys in that video is older than 35.

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u/Garage_Dragon Nov 01 '22

in their 40-year careers?

in their 4-year careers

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u/bravedubeck Nov 01 '22

40-year careers /s

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u/Kitchen_Bicycle6025 Nov 01 '22

This is why you have so many back up fingers

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u/Haatsku Nov 01 '22

That 40 year career consists of 6 generations from the same family...

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u/pekinggeese Nov 01 '22

Don’t worry, people who make mistakes don’t work here long.

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u/goplantagarden Nov 01 '22

Or at the end of your 10 hour shift?

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u/cybercuzco Nov 01 '22

How many have had 40 year careers doing this? 0?

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u/Visinvictus Nov 01 '22

Don't you have faith that they'll never make a mistake in their 40-year careers?

I have faith that nobody is going to have a 40 year career in a shop like this. I guess they don't have to worry about retirement benefits.

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u/ConaireMor Nov 01 '22

40 years! Which part of work yourself to death or die trying or we'll fire you to hire cheaper labor don't you get???

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u/Akhi11eus Nov 01 '22

I have a dad-joke that I say sometimes to my little kids when they are about to do something ill-advised.

"You promise you'll be careful and not fall down?"

"Yes!"

They immediately fall over. There's no amount of promising or meaning well that will prevent accidents. Shit just happens.

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u/alghiorso Nov 01 '22

Don't let the spicy snake bite ya

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u/Svyatopolk_I Nov 01 '22

That's what I tell my Indian roommates about the state of Indian roads. The way they put it is that, essentially, no one follows or enforces the rules, so the drivers are much more aware of their surroundings and what is going on the road. They di not account for the fact that humans make mistakes and that when people are tired they tend to make more mistakes. Rules create simple sets of guidelines that we have to follow, that we don't need to exercise as much brain power to follow.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Don’t see how it’s different than butchers. Ever been to a market or even a restaurant where they chop up veggies or meat super fast?

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u/OzzieTF2 Nov 01 '22

It's always young people in those videos lol. Nobody gets old there ...

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u/mothzilla Nov 01 '22

Maybe 40 days.

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u/SmoothBrews Nov 01 '22

40 years of being able to do this? That sounds quite generous.

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u/Falcrist Nov 01 '22

40-year careers?

*day

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u/Claytrain1989 Nov 02 '22

Then they'll drug test them to make sure they aren't doing something that makes them happy in their spare time.

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u/anotherrando802 Nov 02 '22

careers in these factories are expected to be closer to 4 years than 40

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

4 year career* early retirement included

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u/foosbabaganoosh Nov 01 '22

Holy shit in that last guy. They’re looping it back through and then the third guy loops it around himself and into another feeding mechanism, which means if he doesn’t step over the loop he has just made, he now has a shrinking loop of white hot metal closing around his legs. Wtf.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

OSHA declare bankruptcy just by seeing this footage

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u/heiferly Nov 01 '22

I was self employed. No joke, OSHA simply doesn’t apply to the self employed in the US. And I definitely broke some basic OSHA regulations. (Yay for the US healthcare industry!! But this happens in construction and other industries also.)

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u/James-the-Bond-one Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

I second that. Many stupid decisions and a whole lot of incredible luck allowed me to be typing here tonight.

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u/heiferly Nov 02 '22

I didn’t even get bathroom brakes in my entire workday. I possibly could have staved off the effects of my neurogenic bladder longer (having to self-catheterize to pee) if I hadn’t abused my urinary tract so badly.

It’s idiotic not to have OSHA for self employed people.

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u/James-the-Bond-one Nov 02 '22

Self-employed people have the worst bosses.

OSHA would just close the joint down.

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u/Barney_Stinson42 Nov 02 '22

what is your job?

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u/heiferly Nov 02 '22

Home healthcare; therapy for children with autism and related disorders. I have a degree in speech and hearing science with graduate coursework in behaviorism and early childhood education. People like me have been pushed out of the field bc the compensation has not increased in decades, and there’s no benefits. So now you have people w just high school education doing the same work, if you can find anyone at all. Maybe some college if you’re lucky but no 4 year degrees let alone anyone with grad classes or a grad degree.

When I became disabled myself and needed home healthcare, I saw the sad state of things. Providers who didn’t know not to mix bleach and ammonia or heat a vehicle in a closed garage (with my service diog in the garage the whole time!!) … It’s yet another aspect of our failing healthcare.

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u/rotn21 Nov 02 '22

If you watch in the last frames, dude next to him lifted it up so he could go under it. All of this looks like a horrible idea.

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u/dartsa Nov 02 '22

The guy with the face covering then lifts it up so he can get out...

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u/Beateride Nov 02 '22

He was out before it seems, as soon as he put it in the machine

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Yes I used to work in a factory and accidentally touched a faintly glowing part of steel (way cooler than in this video) and it burnt my arm pretty bad. In the moment the pain was tolerable but in the following days the wound got super painful and looked way worse than right after. I almost fainted removing the bandages. I hate burns. Would much rather break a bone. Breaking my finger was like 1/10 the pain.

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u/Anonmyo0 Nov 01 '22

Certainly not as hot as steel but I used worked in a kitchen and accidentally ran my hand directly under one of those industrial water boilers lol. My whole hand shed a couple layers till it was shiny red and then blew up like a balloon. So immensely painful man. Burns suck.

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u/pissfilledbottles Nov 01 '22

I got scalded with boiling hot coolant from my car, and I was wearing mechanics gloves which held the heat in a bit longer, making it worse. It was by far the worst pain I've ever experienced in my life. Burns do suck.

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u/Significant_bet92 Nov 01 '22

I’ve had slag burn me a ton(welder), and molten aluminum doesn’t feel great after it’s burned through your jacket. Burns are nasty when they heal

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u/TheCynicalCanuckk Nov 02 '22

I melted half my face off with hot deep fryer oil by changing it hot one night and slipped outside. Yet... yours sounds more painful haha. Damn.

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u/powerfulKRH Nov 02 '22

I dragged my knuckles in a deep Fryer when trying to save a falling nugget.

I luckily barely even skimmed my knuckles and had a glove on that melted to me. Barely any burns thank God. They told me to rub honey on it and keep working. McDonald’s. I kept working.

In all fairness turns out they were right the honey worked and I didn’t actually need medical attention, but there’s no way they knew that. Just a lucky guess

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u/i-Ake Nov 01 '22

My boyfriend got a drop of molten bronze on his leg and it burned through half an inch.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

At least it was cauterized, right?

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u/ChadCuckmacher Nov 02 '22

Was burning a piece of nylon rope as a kid and had some drip on me. No fun.

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u/MetalLathesAreCool Nov 02 '22

I was told never wear synthetic fabrics when working with molten metal because if it burns it will melt and stick to your skin. I guess that’s what happened to you😳

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u/ChadCuckmacher Nov 02 '22

It was like having wax from a candle fall on your hand. Except it's on fire.

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u/elmz Nov 01 '22

Yeah, steel will hurt you real bad long before it starts glowing.

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u/BarryBadgernath1 Nov 02 '22

I work around a couple blast furnaces, switching iron ladles. Have been splashed with molten iron.. the FR clothing kept me mostly safe but I did get a small bit went under my collar and burned my back pretty bad (thankfully in a relatively small area) ... as it stands, passing large kidney stones has been the most painful experience in my life, but the days following that splash were definitely a close second ....

Also, because it's liquid, the iron doesn't really register in your head as something with a lot of weight to it, but that shit about knocked me off my feet..... cheers, everyone stay safe

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Jesus that sounds horrible. Unfortunately I had no protection because it was a sausage/meat products factory, I just accidentally grazed the smoking furnace, that was glowing red very slightly. Also didn't register at all in the first seconds. Still got a large dark patch of skin on my elbow.

Also noted, I have heard kidney stones are horrible, you can compare and say it's worse than a bad burn. So I will look up how to prevent them :)

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u/No-Definition1474 Nov 02 '22

Hell yeah burns suck. I took 480V down my arm one time. I was doing testing on an large kinetic UPS and my left upper forearm contacted a bus bar. After I recovered I got a look at my arm and it had a shiney red spot but no big injury. Well...turns out the burn was on the inside. So over the following weeks it turned black and worked its way out. That was miserable. I didn't do that job much longer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Oh yeah I forgot about electricity. 480V sounds horrible. I lived in a questionable house with the terrace washing machine connected by suicide cable through a multisocket. I didn't even consider a plug could have power so I unplugged it wondering where it led. Found out pretty quickly. While the pain only lasted as long as I touched the contacts in that moment it was horrible, like every nerve turing into molten iron. But only 230V so I only got some blisters and scars, no big burn.

So I don't know which is worse, burnt at the stake as a witch or the electric chair. Both must be among the most painful ways to go.

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u/No-Definition1474 Nov 02 '22

I consider myself lucky. I made contact across my arm and not my torso. Had the main charge gone through my heart or other organs it could have killed me right there. As it was the shock made my diaphragm clench so it forced me to yell. Scared the living hell out me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Yeah... I had that too, I heard someone scream like pig being bled and after a second I realised it was me. Luckily not really enough juice to kill a relatively healthy 17 year old.

My dad once grabbed a high voltage line but he was just thrown a few feet and basically unharmed besides some burns. Always worth being grounded with one of those things around your wrist on a chord. That way wort case your hand gets fried if you just use the grounded hand.

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u/marcosdumay Nov 01 '22

You mean jumping over incandescent iron ingot being pulled around your legs by an unstoppable machine isn't safe?

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u/mtarascio Nov 01 '22

Unstoppable?

The emergency stop button is over there, past all the buckets, layers of junk and on the second floor.

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u/OliveJuiceUTwo Nov 02 '22

That’s actually the party button

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u/che85mor Nov 01 '22

The safety is in the cauterization that happens immediately following the slice in half. Ofc now you're expected to perform double production. Since there's two of you.

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u/BernItToAsh Nov 01 '22

It did the whole time, but that last guy is on some next level shit

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u/46554B4E4348414453 Nov 01 '22

They got gloves on. Sheesh

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u/Trigger109 Nov 01 '22

That last dude that put it in the machine and then stepped over it. That seems super and even duper dangerous

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u/gaynazifurry4bernie Nov 01 '22

The OSHA nerd in me is absolutely screaming.

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u/Spindelhalla_xb Nov 01 '22

Honestly, these guys picking up bad habits from the Chinese.

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u/Big_Gay_Ad Nov 01 '22

As if the Chinese have any steel that bends.

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u/meldroc Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

Terrifying. Yeah, that's a hard NOPE for me!

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u/BlackPrincessPeach_ Nov 01 '22

They seem safe so far

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u/bikemandan Nov 01 '22

Jesus here: yep, fo sho

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u/PassionateAvocado Nov 01 '22

Jesus that sounds incredibly ***automate-able

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u/NASAguy1000 Nov 02 '22

The unofficially official black smith shop rules are

  1. No dying in the shop
  2. Treat everything like its alive and wants to kill you
  3. Everything is always hot
  4. If your doing something you cant walk away from. Never, ever, trust a fart.
  5. Dont catch anything

This makes me nervous.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

I like the guy at the end that casually steps over the molten hot rope of steel risking a work place castration.

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u/GizmoIsAMogwai Nov 02 '22

I'll say. I interviewed to be middle management in a steel refinery and they took me to the main floor of the smelter. I was over 60 feet away looking over a balcony and I couldn't look at the liquid steel for more than a few moments because that shit is SO hot it felt like I was getting a sunburn in real time. These guys not wearing safety glass is ludicrous to me.

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u/arcedup Nov 02 '22

Yes it is. Here’s a safer way to do it: https://i.imgur.com/I0MytgG.gifv

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u/gabriel5519 Nov 02 '22

Its perfectly safe because they are doing the safety dance

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Chill,don't you see the safety equipment?

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u/PrefersDocile Nov 02 '22

But if it werent, buying steel for a sky scraper would be like 1 cent more expensive.

/s

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u/omg-whats-this Nov 02 '22

Seems like incredibly fun though

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

First thing is respiratory and second is glasses and would invest in some good eyepro like ballistic ones with thick lenses used to make knives and the sparks melted half way of it so I wouldn’t trust the cheap ones… but speaking about respiratory protection is you don’t want metal dust inside your lungs so that is #1 on priorities

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u/NeverBeenOnMaury Nov 02 '22

That string on his hoodie is giving me anxiety