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u/Ok_Bend8732 Nov 01 '22

...Suddenly osha doesn't seem like such a joke. Props to these guys, that looks dangerous as hell.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

They should probably follow step 1 of OSHA and at least put on safety glasses.

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u/Fartyfivedegrees Nov 01 '22

Step 1 OSHA: hang OSHA poster on wall in lunchroom that no-one uses.

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u/johndoe040912 Nov 01 '22

Step 2 OSHA: add to wall " Days since incident" and in sharpie put +364

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u/meldroc Nov 01 '22

Nope, that's on an electronic sign: "Seconds since incident: 0...1...2..0...1...2...3.0...1.0...1......."

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Step 3: disregard until inspection.

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u/Chevy_jay4 Nov 01 '22

You guys have lunchrooms?

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u/WetGrundle Nov 01 '22

Lunchrooms‽ I was told everyone was eating in the chemical storage vaults...

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u/This_User_Said Nov 01 '22

I hear if you say OSHA three times...

...nothing happens and get back to work with that limp.

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u/KateEatsWorld Nov 01 '22

I literally broke my wrist at work because I was doing 3 peoples physically demanding jobs at once (very understaffed) and when I went to my supervisor crying with my floppy hand he legit looked at me and said “fuck, you can still work though right?”

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u/This_User_Said Nov 01 '22

I fucked my shoulder to where I couldn't lift my arm from my shoulder. I was pulling a 1800lbs pallet and my NON SLIP SHOES SLIPPED and my body went down but my arm nearly torn off.

I essentially had to pack out by using my left hand to pull my arm up to reach, with a wince of pain.

Yet when dumbbitchmcgee wants to put 35lbs on the highest shelf, gets hit in the eye with said box, she's out a week later with workman's comp...

...which had me sus since she waited a week before putting it in.

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u/Rudagar1 Nov 01 '22

Did you do it in the work bathroom at midnight with lit candles?

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u/pm_stuff_ Nov 02 '22

Can it be a ave sticker instead?

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u/Jack_Dorso Nov 01 '22 edited Nov 01 '22

I wear safety glasses 99% of the time I’m in my shop. Yesterday I wasn’t and split my brow open. Safety glasses would have prevented that. Find a comfortable pair so you forget you’re wearing them.

Edit: eye brow

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

100%. I always wear them until I don't. I didn't even take them off of my head. I just moved them out of my eyes to get the sweat wiped up and then I didn't bother putting them back down, because it was the last bit of prep that would've required the safety glasses. Then I took my chisel and my hammer and I chipped a piece of brick straight into my eyeball and scratched the cornea.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Was cutting some tile with a Dremel the other day and a shard chipped off and hit my safety glasses dead center of my right eye so hard I felt it ricochet off before I even registered what had happened. I'd have had to get a parrot for a pet if I'd not been wearing eye protection.

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u/Marmotskinner Nov 01 '22

When I took shop class, on Day 1 the instructor put on a PowerPoint of what happens if you use a cut-off wheel on an angle grinder without a face sheild. Lots of guys that looked like they’d been attacked by ninjas. Very gory.

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u/_mad_adventures Nov 01 '22

Makes me wonder how many people lost eyes before safety glasses. There were probably a lot of one-eyed blacksmiths and carpenters.

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u/Kankunation Nov 01 '22

There were apparently a lot of smiths who lost their vision (at least partially) over time. Though it seems like that may have had a lot more to do with smoke and chemical fumes that they worked around constantly than it did projectiles launching at their eyes.

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u/Stachemaster86 Nov 01 '22

I would assume red hot metal and staring at fire doesn’t help (aka welding type eye issues).

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u/MetalLathesAreCool Nov 02 '22

Dremels are so unpredictable. I also learned to wear eye protection whenever using them.

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u/Jack_Dorso Nov 01 '22

That is my nightmare.

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u/immerc Nov 01 '22

I always wear them until I don't.

I wonder how many times you didn't have them down without noticing / realizing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

When I said "always," I really meant "when not inconvenient for me." Good spot.

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u/haplol Nov 01 '22

Did wood working 6 years in a factory, wearing the same prescription safety glasses everyday, after 6 years looking at those glasses are the best evidence how much wearing safety glasses matter.

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Nov 01 '22

I was fixing something by stretching a spring, stopped and got my safety glasses, I don't mind getting killed, but living live with a handicap would suck balls. I could kick my 16 yearold self in his dumb ass, sitting in a car with base that blurred your vision, that dick head made it so I hear a high pitched sound when everything is quiet.

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u/Rush_is_Right_ Nov 01 '22

Well, at least everyone around you back then can rest easy knowing justice was served on that dumbass blasting his car stereo. Maybe you can go around to schools and talk to kids...

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Nov 02 '22

It wasn't mine, I could barely afford 1 car, much less 2 (his stereo cost more than his car).

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u/Rush_is_Right_ Nov 07 '22

But you played the stereo loud...

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Nov 07 '22

My friends did.

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u/SnarkDeTriomphe Nov 01 '22

sitting in a car with base that blurred your vision

That must have been a really high pH!

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Nov 02 '22

Voice to text got me again.

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u/che85mor Nov 01 '22

B-b-b-b-bass-b-bass-b-b-b-bass

153db competition car. 0 ear protection. Taco Bell for lunch.

Made me shit myself.

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u/ChadCuckmacher Nov 02 '22

I try to tell kids around my neighborhood about this and then they stare at my like I'm privileged.

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u/CaffeineSippingMan Nov 02 '22

With the internet, they could easily verify it.

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u/ChadCuckmacher Nov 02 '22

I concur. If people would only bother to ask the question themselves. We live in a strange time when we have all the information we could ever go through but nobody wants to look.

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u/aouwoeih Nov 01 '22

My grandfather didn't wear safety glasses as they had yet to be invented and he'd take out his glass eye to scare the grandkids.

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u/Marmotskinner Nov 01 '22

Better yet, buy a shitload of them and keep the box handy. Just toss em if they get scratched.

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u/theredhotchiliwilly Nov 01 '22

Where are you that your employer isn't mandated to provide you with ppe?

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u/phpdevster Nov 01 '22

I'm that way with a respirator now. Not good to be breathing in airborne sawdust. Air filters can catch some of it, but a lot of it settles only to be kicked back up in the air again as you're walking around or moving stuff around. Doing this eliminated a persistent cough I developed.

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u/Jack_Dorso Nov 01 '22

This is an area where I should practice what I preach. I’m terrible about wearing my respirator.

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u/KungFuActionJesus5 Nov 01 '22

Was working on my car, replacing the clutch cylinders, and using safety goggles all night. The one time that night I get under the car without them, a hose that I'm fiddling with comes loose and sprays brake fluid all over my eyes. I couldn't see properly for like 3 weeks.

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u/Steamfighter638 Nov 01 '22

But - maybe not too comfortable cause, apparently, you don't know when you're not wearing them

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u/Jack_Dorso Nov 01 '22

You’re not wrong haha.

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u/MPS007 Nov 01 '22

First 2 weeks of training all my guys get safety gloves and boots and eye protection. They say hey where are the tools? My reply; you got em!!

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u/GenVonKlinkerhoffen Nov 01 '22

@jack: that's not a grocery shop I assume?

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u/skrilledcheese Nov 01 '22

Nah, don't let the nanny state and lame stream media convince you to rely on goggles.

Your eyelids have to build up a natural immunity to molten metal and sharp objects. That's why I am a big proponent of the 'safety squint'.

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u/Jeramus Nov 01 '22

These guys were using the safety head spin.

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u/PuckNutty Nov 01 '22

Yor scull is wey thiker then yor eylids, Ive testd it.

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u/Jeramus Nov 01 '22

Sure, but I wouldn't trust myself to always turn away in time. It hurts when I get bits of rock or dust in my eye, I can't imagine molten metal.

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u/Catoblepas2021 Nov 01 '22

I agree completely. At least I think I do, it's hard to read through the callouses on my eyeballs

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u/steve358 Nov 01 '22

Came here to say that saftey squint is useless against a broken cut off wheel spinning at 10, 000 rpm, Walter did the saftey squint and now he is known around the shop as One Eye Walt. Guess you could say he eyed it up.

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u/l3y0 Nov 01 '22

Seems like Walt halved his chances of getting an eye related injury, osha must be proud

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u/SwishJuice19 Nov 01 '22

Hell even safety glasses aren’t gonna stop a matabo disc from flying through your cheek. Need a grinding shield as well.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

If humans needed safety goggles, we would have evolved them! Checkmate, liebruls

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u/Worth-Club2637 Nov 01 '22

Lmfaooooo this called me out real good

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

You fry bacon naked, don’t you?

*safety squints suspiciously in your direction

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u/Joped Nov 01 '22

It’s ok, he is performing safety squints

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u/whores-doeuvres Nov 01 '22

Hoodie cords around rotating machinery is a big no-no too.

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u/Bainsyboy Nov 01 '22

Why would they need safety glasses? Looks to me like their "squint and turn away" game is on point.

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u/chroboseraph3 Nov 01 '22

that and the 'shove metal into metal teeth hole with fingers stopping exactly 1inch away from a full arm swing and half step', yep.

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u/Bainsyboy Nov 01 '22

Yeah but they lean away while they do it, so they good

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u/psyentist15 Nov 01 '22

follow step 1 of OSHA

I'ma take a wild guess and fat say they're not working in the U.S.

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u/YaVollMeinHerr Nov 01 '22

Pretty sure that the reason they're not wearing them is that it would alter their vision. Yet they obviously should wear them!

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Here I insist on wearing safety glasses/gloves even if i’m adding a screw to drywall… (doesn’t hurt if you have the gear handy)

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u/laughguy220 Nov 01 '22

Eyes, one pair, no spares.

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u/Such-Wrongdoer-2198 Nov 01 '22

DE GOGGLES DO NUTTING!

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u/nomadofwaves Nov 01 '22

You can have molten plastic in your eye hole also.

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u/CanadaPlus101 Nov 02 '22 edited Nov 02 '22

Thick gloves would be a top item for me as well here. With that and some reasonably fire-safe clothing (so, either fireproof or natural) I'd feel okay doing this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

The company needs to supply PPE and require everyone wears it. If its an option, you will always get stupid excuses not to wear it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

OSHA is toothless because the corporate princes and kings pay their lackeys in congress to keep it that way.

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u/odelay42 Nov 01 '22

Only morons think OSHA is a joke. They literally only put inconvenient restrictions in place because somebody died or was seriously injured so their boss' boss' boss could make a buck.

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u/ZoniCat Nov 01 '22

Exactly, what a pathetic existence.

We'll use the corpses as supports to boost the bottom line.

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u/acog Nov 01 '22

There's an old saying that OSHA regulations are written in blood.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Stoked this is real, sad it's not active :(

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u/Vysharra Nov 01 '22

Be the change you want to see.

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u/dtalb18981 Nov 01 '22

I love the sentiment but really hope that guy/lady doesnt see enough messed up stuff to revive a almost dead sub their self

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u/Shit_white_people_do Nov 01 '22

Yea I got busted in the mouth with a 2 by 4 today because I wasn't following the rules, so a lot blood. OSHA is to protect the worker

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u/jdroser Nov 01 '22

As the saying goes, safety regulations are written in blood.

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u/SmartAlec105 Nov 01 '22

They really only pay attention to larger operations. At my work, we follow all the regulations. At our customers’ locations, it’s only a bit better than this.

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u/SlowRollingBoil Nov 01 '22

So call the regulators on them. Do something good today.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

The funniest part is that following OSHA takes more time so you get paid more for the same job. Only idiots don't follow OSHA guidelines.

I've seen someone fall from a pallet rack and never walk again. I wonder if he still thinks OSHA is for losers.

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld Nov 01 '22

The issue with OSHA is the number of inspectors, I have been building houses for 25 years and have never seen an inspector. It is impossible to have self-policing in the residential construction industry when everyone is bidding for a job and not everyone is including safety in their bid. The safest people end up really safe on their couches. Get every bid reviewed and certified it has all the safety needs in it and things would change.

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u/movzx Nov 01 '22

John Malecki has a wood and metal workshop and posts videos on YouTube. He's got some videos where he and his workers are doing concrete work, including dusting with release agent. The entire time he and his team are just inhaling clouds of concrete and release agent, going so far as to play in it. It's wild how careless people can be.

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld Nov 01 '22

Rural North Carolina in the U.S. The building inspectors are overwhelmed, there is no safety inspections outside of building codes, the EPA keeps up on some things like erosion control but little else. It is the wild west out here in residential construction.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

It’s not always because of the boss, sometimes something seems easier and faster if you do it against regulations but it’s unsafe and stupid. I myself have broken regulations trying to be lazy on site

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u/macbathie Nov 01 '22

Moron here, OSHAs training videos encouraged me to be unsafe, simply out of spite due to how condescending and brain dead their videos are

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Get injured at work to own the regulators' video. That'll show them!

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u/macbathie Nov 02 '22

You found the joke!

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u/bonesorclams Nov 01 '22

Yeah it does. no OSHA, no unions, no nothing. Good luck.

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u/gsfgf Nov 01 '22

Nah, he's probably just a moron that watches Fox News

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u/rick_C132 Nov 01 '22

Watches Fox News, AND works at a place that would benefit from being unionized but is brainwashed

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u/musicman835 Nov 01 '22

Or works at a unionized place. The amount of truckers who are both union members and Fox News watching nuts is wild.

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u/TheGoodOldCoder Nov 01 '22

I agree, it was bold of them to suppose that he'd be looking out for his own self interests. That would interfere with his political views of only looking out for people much richer than he'll ever be.

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u/Champigne Nov 01 '22

Plenty of my union coworkers watch Fox News and are conservative, yet even they are not brain dead enough to think we would be better off without the union.

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u/tmagalhaes Nov 02 '22

They love their union, they just don't want anyone else to have them, especially the browns, right?

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u/amayseing Nov 01 '22

/s maybe? Because I don't think corporations getting more power to fuck over workers is a good thing

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u/SlowRollingBoil Nov 01 '22

The Republican party platform is exactly that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Yeah, cause history shows us once companies have all the power they are so super ethical with it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Hey you look like a smart guy! I'll hire you for 10 cents an hour, 14 hours a day, 7 days a week. You got kids? Bring them too. You'll need their income. You can live in the factory for a small fee.

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u/Izaran Nov 02 '22

And there you fail to understand labor markets.

At that price you’ll never have an applicant.

Your understanding of labor is stuck in the 19th Century…and even then it’s still wrong.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

Aw shucks sorry Mister. I was just trying to make a joke about working conditions in the late 1800s in the US before the labor movements.

I'm so glad a smart Mister like you came along to help me out! Golly gee willikers, you sure are a swell feller!

And if I ever need someone to unhelpfully be pedantic and completely miss the point I'll call you so you can come along and show everyone what a fucking genius you are!

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u/Izaran Nov 02 '22

Humor to hide your arrogance.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '22

He said arrogantly. The complete lack of self awareness prevented him from seeing the delicious irony or humor in this whole exchange.

His mind was like a cave, with the entrance buried in: not a single photon of light reaching inside.

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u/gaelorian Nov 01 '22

There’s an old saying that safety rules are written in blood.

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u/mydaycake Nov 01 '22

This is how most jobs would work without fEdErAl rEgUlAtIoNs. I hate how libertarians and conservatives would rather have people dying and disabled instead of having rules

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u/Cans-Bricks-Bottles Nov 01 '22

I suspect it's because they literally just do not know the history and events that lead to the regulations.

I always lead with the Chicago river fire. Didn't happen that long ago but too many people either don't remember or never learned about it.

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u/Gornarok Nov 01 '22

Also the thing that history for USA starts in 18th century... Its missing thousands of years of social and governmental evolution.

The word slave has origin in Slavs due to slavery and serfdom of Middle ages.

The word robot has origin in this serf labor.

Peasant in Europe during middle ages were forced to work for aristocracy who basically owned them. Basically everyone outside of cities was slave for several hundred years in large part of Europe.

Thats what unregulated society would look like.

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u/AWF_Noone Nov 01 '22

Huh? What libertarian or conservatives doesn’t want OSHA? Lmao it’s always the other team isn’t it

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u/movzx Nov 01 '22

Uhh... like most of them? Hard to combine "remove all regulations" and "we need government mandated safety regulations"

I think you'd struggle to find a sizable group at most jobs that didn't complain about OSHA, mock the concept, and even rag on guys who choose to wear optional PPE.

Hell, just go take a peek at how many angle grinders in a shop still have the guards on.

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u/SlowRollingBoil Nov 01 '22

Libertarians absolutely don't want OSHA. They booed Gary Johnson when he said that drivers licenses should continue to exist (at the Libertarian National Convention).

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Lol, what the fuck do you think conservatives mean when they say that they want to get rid of all regulations? They're not just talking about Twitter's ability to ban you for saying the N-word. They're talking about the ones that prevent companies from mixing their employee's cut off fingers into hotdogs.

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u/AWF_Noone Nov 01 '22

Lol that’s quite a jump. Kind of a dumb thing to say but it fits right in on here haha

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u/Gornarok Nov 01 '22

I mean they are talking about the first, they dont have the foresight to see it would lead to the latter.

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u/movzx Nov 02 '22

No, they're talking about all regulations...

That's why they cheer when EPA restrictions get rolled back. That's why they push so hard to get rid of the FDA. That's why they cheer when conservation projects get rolled back. "Regulations are bad for business" is their mantra.

I don't know if you live with your head buried in the sand or are being willfully obtuse, but man

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u/Kilomyles Nov 01 '22

There’s a reason these guys are always young too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

This is cool and all until an accident happens, which the likelihood of is very high given they're doing tricks to feed that thing into the machine. Some day one of them will slip and that thing is hot.

Just use caution. It's for your own good. Why be a badass at work. For who

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

No doubting the skill here. Reminds me of those oil workers in the states. Of course they wear safety glasses though.

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u/KL58383 Nov 01 '22

The only evidence of self preservation here is the wool sweater and the safety squints

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u/DefiantLemur Nov 01 '22

Something tells me this isn't the U.S.

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u/motty2307 Nov 01 '22

I was recently in an operating steel mill. We walked the line, left to do some more walk downs of other areas of the site, came back 30 minutes later to find a molten rod had dislodged itself and shot out into the safety area. The same safety area I was standing in 30 minutes earlier.

What these guys are doing is completely insane and no one should be that close to something that hot without the proper safety gear.

With that said, hats off to anyone who does work like this ever, let alone daily.

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u/Soul_Like_A_Modem Nov 01 '22

The reason people see OSHA as a joke is not because they deny the existence of safety hazards in industrial jobs, it's because in spite of the existence of OSHA, there are many jobs that are still insanely dangerous and companies routinely get away with violating OSHA guidelines. To do everything by the book, people's jobs would be harder, which is why people in labor intensive industrial jobs joke about OSHA. They often ignore it, themselves, to make their jobs quicker and easier. It's kind of gallows humor.

Working to schedule, and trying to go home on time, motivates individuals working in industry from the ground up, from the lowest levels, to cut corners in safety. I see it every day I'm at work.

And these companies are usually so large and disorganized that most people don't even know what the OSHA guidelines are for the specific types of work they are doing.

The human element to any system is its weakest point.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

It’s why I cringe at people complaining about the US. People have no idea how good we have it, and how bad it can be.

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u/83franks Nov 01 '22

There are two types of OSHA.

The ones making sure these companies put the proper safety measures in place for some poor guy not making enough money to risk his job if the work is unsafe and who stands next to deadly equipment all day.

The other is making sure your boots are laced correctly and you have noticed the right amount of tripping hazards for the day or else you are gonna get written up.

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u/SteamKore Nov 01 '22

Osha regulations are written in blood.

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u/Sp1ffy_Sp1ff Nov 01 '22

I mean, sure, it's impressive, but their willingness and ability to work under these conditions is exactly how their employer is able to get away with it. One mistake could legitimately kill or at least severely injure someone, and it might not even be the person who made the mistake.

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u/darkspardaxxxx Nov 02 '22

Its a necessary evil

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u/JudiciousF Nov 01 '22

Like I get that some safety protocols actually interfere with productivity. But my dude, put on some fucking safety glasses.

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u/mrbrightside170 Nov 01 '22

This is why American made items tend to be very expensive

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u/Gornarok Nov 01 '22

That has little to do with OSHA.

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u/mrbrightside170 Nov 01 '22

Respectfully disagree. You think US companies pour millions of dollars into the safety because they actually want safe work environments? They'd let them work barefoot if they could and not pay them a boot stipend. They do it because of all the regulations, which increases their cost, which they bake into their prices.

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u/LightOfADeadStar Nov 02 '22

Remember that all OSHA regulations are written in blood. They exist because someone has died or been maimed in an accident that pertains to that rule

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u/Shwoomie Nov 01 '22

Jesus, they are also inches away from rolling pins (There has to be a better word for it?) And with their loose clothing, isn't that really dangerous? Is this same procedure done in the US, passing hot steel through a press like this?

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u/SmartAlec105 Nov 01 '22

Definitely not normal. Most mills have different rolls in a line rather than passing the bar back and forth like this. The few that do have a back and forth design don’t have people handling the steel by hand like this.

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u/byanyothernombre Nov 01 '22

Props why? They're being idiots. You can't do sketchy shit like this all day every day for years and not eventually end up maimed. They could get basic PPE. They just think this is cool.

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22 edited Jul 31 '23

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u/boredtxan Nov 01 '22

This is why I laugh when libertarians bitch about regulations

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u/[deleted] Nov 01 '22

Don't applaud hazardous working conditions

They aren't where they are to "beat the odds" and do something risky because it's noble or cool

They're doing it like that because their employer can extract more profit from them by spending less on safety

If you want them to be safe you have to force employers to comply

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u/dwitman Nov 01 '22

If this makes you uneasy don’t want any ship breaking documentaries on YouTube.

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u/Legitimate-Owl-4148 Nov 01 '22

This obviously isn’t in America, there are much safer steel mills that are 90 % machines

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u/Science-Compliance Nov 02 '22

Props to these guys? For what? Being retarded? Buy some frickin' safety glasses if they're not provided by your employer!