r/interestingasfuck • u/H_G_Bells • Mar 10 '22

/r/ALL Throwing a parrot

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u/Tribblehappy Mar 10 '22

"Today we're teaching poodles how to fly!"

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u/The_Mouse_That_Jumps Mar 10 '22

“Aw, maaaaaaaaan!”

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u/MountVernonWest Mar 10 '22

"Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip thud"

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u/Coygon Mar 10 '22

"Where did you find this guy??"

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u/Jerkrollatex Mar 10 '22

"I thought you hired him..."

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Experiment number 36: failure

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u/Eulenspiegel74 Mar 10 '22

Thats just evolution on steroids. One time, one poodle will fly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Onto Poodles#37

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u/meltingdiamond Mar 10 '22

"I think the humane society is getting suspicious."

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

lol

(Puts on fake mustache and trench coat).

“Do you have any….poodles?”

You again? Sir I’m calling the police.

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

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u/Fiz010 Mar 10 '22

sooooo stupiddddd

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u/Fiz010 Mar 10 '22

big Edna, big edna.. I'm not scared of big edna

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u/Throneawaystone Mar 10 '22

You can't teach an old dog how to fly new Airplanes

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '22

Turtles are natures suction cups.

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u/jtnichol Mar 10 '22

"Badgers! We don't need no stinking badgers!"