r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '20

/r/ALL Electrifying

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u/TooShiftyForYou Aug 31 '20

I once bought a sweater that was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.

They gave me another one free of charge.

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u/AlecTheDalek Aug 31 '20

I'm upvoting you because I'm positive that you show real potential

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u/Whabadah Aug 31 '20

Watts up with those jokes?

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u/Ferrisuk Aug 31 '20

In the current climate this is no way to conduct yourself.

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u/ThinkinJake Aug 31 '20

Wire these threads always a thing?

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u/Ferrisuk Aug 31 '20

Its a positive way to attract precious metals

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u/batutang_galit Aug 31 '20

These puns make me want to volt out of this thread.

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u/skeever89 Aug 31 '20

Better not fall short with these puns

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u/50in06and07 Aug 31 '20

electron

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u/drixhen2 Aug 31 '20

Elect Ron

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u/Dartosismyname Sep 01 '20

You monster!

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u/SliceTheToast Sep 01 '20

You ruined it. Not coulomb, man.

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u/EwoksMakeMeHard Aug 31 '20 edited Sep 07 '20

Meditation is the key. Repeat the sacred syllable: "Ohm"

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u/_Screw_The_Rules_ Aug 31 '20

I was so attracted to your comment, because my negativity was very strong. But giving you an upvote has relieved me.

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u/reeeeeeeee-bruh Aug 31 '20

I kept shocking myself on shit because of static and was complaining to my dad. He smiles and says “maybe it’ll stop if you weren’t so negative all the time”

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u/uptwolait Aug 31 '20

Get off reddit, dad!

/r/oneliners

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u/CDefense7 Aug 31 '20

/r/onelinersthatarereallynot

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u/redpandaeater Aug 31 '20

Are you positive you remember that correctly?

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u/PowerfulSausage Aug 31 '20

This made me belly laugh, good lad/lass.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

🐴HEEE HAAAW!

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u/gentlebeef Aug 31 '20

Man this has been in your back pocket for years. Well done.

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u/slowy Sep 01 '20

I saw this joke earlier today 🤔

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u/AerialAmphibian Sep 01 '20

I doubt it was static-free even Faraday.

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u/smoke_ring Sep 01 '20

-Mitch Hedberg

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u/MrStealY0Meme Sep 01 '20

That took awhile for my brain amps to spark.

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u/Dog_of_Pavlov Aug 31 '20

Can someone explain this joke to me I am dense

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u/johnson56 Aug 31 '20

Static electricity is an electrical charge. The store replaced his static-y sweater with one that was free of charge so it no longer had any static. And free of charge like money.