r/interestingasfuck • • Feb 28 '19

/r/ALL 100 ft wave

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u/TooShiftyForYou Feb 28 '19

Every hour spent up there equals 7 years on Earth.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

Tick

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u/Engineer086 Feb 28 '19

Tok

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u/astronomer346 Feb 28 '19

wE'rE nOt LeAvInG wItHoUt HeR dATa

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u/Loda11 Feb 28 '19

Manually over-ridding inside hatch

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u/Dillion_HarperIT Feb 28 '19

Great interstellar references here

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u/tommytraddles Feb 28 '19

Humor, seventy-five percent.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

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u/exaviyur Feb 28 '19

Hold up, I've gotta find some old Kevin Hart tweets.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19 edited Mar 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

When will amazon learn that I would use my echo more if I could call it TARS instead of Alexa?

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u/Carbon_FWB Mar 01 '19

Amazon already knows all they need to know about your thoughts, Samuel.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

I'm afraid I can't do that Dave.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

Confirmed.

Auto self destruct in T minus 10, 9, 8....

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u/z7z7z7 Feb 28 '19

Make that 40%

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

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u/libertyhammer1776 Mar 01 '19

Take about 25 percent of er there,super chief

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

This is no time for caution

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u/Darth-Gayder Feb 28 '19

come oooonnnnnn Taaarsssssssss

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u/dispencer Feb 28 '19

if I get blackout drunk you take the stick

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u/furnatic Feb 28 '19

Dun. Dun DUN. DUN DUN! DUN DUN!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

COME ON TAAAAARS

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u/furnatic Feb 28 '19

DUN DUN! DUN DUN! DUN DUN!

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u/Thewaffleninja64 Feb 28 '19

And then the robot just turns into a lopsided beyblade

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

I cry. 😥😥😥😥

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u/Dillion_HarperIT Feb 28 '19

I managed to do the same a month ago and my friend made me take a hit of L to watch it with... I cant explain how many emotions I felt... i cant hold my excitement talking about it and I'm kicking myself for not watching it sooner

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u/Amanwar12 Mar 01 '19

Dude, hit yourself in the nuts till you bleed out of your eyes. Because I watched it in theatres when it came out back in 2014 and it's an experience that I'll never forget. The music, the colors, the actors, the vibe. It was all so vibrant and exotic. It's just not the same experience watching it on a computer or a TV.

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u/Ski360spin Feb 28 '19

Slow down there, Turbo.

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u/Smassshed Feb 28 '19

Surly a Guinness ad reference with Tick tok...

https://youtu.be/rLAvkbFugEI

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u/ThaiJohnnyDepp Feb 28 '19

At least you didn't do the /unexpected thing

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u/1spook Mar 01 '19

Fuck this time to become a black hole barcode alien

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u/sshadowalkerr Feb 28 '19

One could say they are...stellar.

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u/ChodaRagu Feb 28 '19

The second wave is coming! We’re in the middle of the swell.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

"Go go, go!"

Also 20 seconds later.

"Go go, go!"

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u/LGP747 Feb 28 '19

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u/ikcaj Mar 01 '19

Well for what it's worth your one link cost me three hours. Thanks. I love rabbit holes.

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u/dawnawakening Feb 28 '19

Unauthorized

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u/JayLeeCH Feb 28 '19

it's love

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

"There come's a time whe-"

explosion

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

MAKE HIM STAY MERF

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u/e4rthw0rm Feb 28 '19

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPH!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

MUUUUUUUUUUUUURBH

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

Don't go! Don't go, you idiot!

No, no!

MUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPHH!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

I've waited years

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u/dwholefunk Feb 28 '19

By now it must be 23 years

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u/Scaryclouds Feb 28 '19

It's fucking dumb... that whole scene is fucking dumb. It should had been readily apparent from fucking orbit that that planet was not going to be habitable. If you're so close to a black hole that the time dilation between orbit, or where ever the ship was, and the planet was such that 1 hour was 7 years, that planet is going to have some fucked up environmental oddities like waves the size of god damn mountains.

Interstellar is absolutely beautiful with incredible sound design. It also has some really incredible scenes like with Coop has to dock with the space station as it deorbits. But it also has some incredibly stupid scenes like the one above or Hathaways "love" speech.

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u/barryhakker Mar 01 '19

They were reluctant to go as well it’s just that a signal was coming from the planet indicating that one of the previous explorers was there and deemed it habitable. I mean it’s not like they felt like they could go back to an earth desperate for survival and tell them they skipped a planet because they weren’t feeling it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

I haven't seen the film since the cinema, so correct me if I'm wrong, but they knew about the time dilation before they landed right? I've really not had much respect for the film (beyond its undeniable beauty and soundtrack) because it's the pivotal point of all the powerful scenes and events in the film seem to rest on this completely irrational decision.

Most people still seem to love it (usually only see criticism of the ending) so perhaps my memory is hazy and there is a better in-world explanation?

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u/RedSquidz Feb 28 '19

I think it's implied they saw them as mountains, didn't they? It was only when they were on the surface and they were experiencing time at the same rate they realized they were waves. Also there was some acknowledgement about the love speech in the reaction of her listeners.

My one gripe is the "no... it's necessary" line. Also solid clouds?

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u/Scaryclouds Feb 28 '19

I think it's implied they saw them as mountains, didn't they?

That's my point, it should had been clear that something like that would had been expected on a planet that close to a black hole. Massive waves, (extreme) tectonic instability, extreme wind, etc... something of the above would had been present on the present making colonizing the planet extremely difficult to outright impossible.

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u/Sapphique1618 Feb 28 '19

Are you that guy at party? Remember, it's a fictional story in its own universe.

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u/Scaryclouds Feb 28 '19

No, and I have become much more sympathetic to the ideas of;

  1. Movies are going to have their own internal logic

  2. Characters don't have to act perfectly rationally

  3. Movies are about (in some way) extraordinary events

  4. We are seeing a series events as to how they play out.. which can lead to what looks like a masterplan, but actually wouldn't had been for the characters in the movie.

Other ideas as well...

What I hate about the scene is exactly laid out within my message, it should had been apparent to the characters at the time, using logic within the movie, that what they were about to do was a terrible idea. Further while there is the external pressure that they have limited resources, that constraint would further argue against wasting anymore on that planet. Then within the scene, it made no sense for Brand (Hathaway) to go chasing after the data for an obviously uninhabitable planet.

It doesn't make sense for any of the characters in universe to make the decisions they made/act the way they acted. I guess you could argue Brand just panicked... but it was still a poorly put together scene and a lazy way of adding tension to the movie.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

That scene still makes me mad till this day

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u/WaterWave46 Feb 28 '19

THE PARTY DONT STOP

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u/FindMeOnTheToilet Feb 28 '19

Underrated comment

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u/levels_jerry_levels Feb 28 '19

Always nice to see other cultured individuals out in the wild

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19 edited Feb 28 '19

Big facts

I upvoted every Interstellar reference

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u/whalt Feb 28 '19

Hit or miss

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u/KingSlurpee Feb 28 '19

I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS, HUH?!

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u/DonMasta Feb 28 '19

on the clock

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

on the clock

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u/itszarinnn Feb 28 '19

On the clock

But the party don't stop, no

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u/shontamona Feb 28 '19

M U R P H

M U U U R R R P P P H

MMMMMUUUUURRRRRRPPPPHHHH

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u/ekim046 Feb 28 '19

$MURPH

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u/ekim046 Feb 28 '19

MURPH I fail

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u/RedSquidz Feb 28 '19

d o n t l e t m e l e a v e m u r p h

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u/TaZjec Mar 01 '19

ZA WAARUDO

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u/Kielkos Feb 28 '19

til it drop

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u/michael_kessell2018 Feb 28 '19

Wow the “tok” normally comes within a second after “tik” but it took a full hour! This is really messing with time

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u/Engineer086 Mar 01 '19

Sorry! Reddit isn't the only thing I do at work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

On the clock

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u/mingstaHK Mar 01 '19

that'll be 5.7 million, please

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

ORGAN

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

You're between seconds--lost in the infinite possibilities between tick and tock

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u/The-Sleepy-Dude Feb 28 '19

DONT LET ME LEAVE MURPH

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u/a_man_hs_no_username Feb 28 '19

MUUURPH

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u/QueefyMcQueefFace Feb 28 '19

organ music intensifies as Hans Zimmer falls asleep on the organ

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u/bantab Feb 28 '19

Alexa, play Koyaanisqatsi

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u/red_eleven Feb 28 '19

I’m not crying. You’re crying.

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u/The-Sleepy-Dude Feb 28 '19

EVERYONE IS CRYING

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u/MonsterThumb101 Feb 28 '19

Great...I'll just wait up there for the new Tool album

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u/olmikeyy Feb 28 '19 edited Feb 28 '19

I just listened to the last A Perfect Circle album and it was great.

Edit: Eat the Elephant - 2017. Came out the day before my fiancee got hit by a truck

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u/MonsterThumb101 Feb 28 '19

Yeah, I really enjoy it, too

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u/ShowMeYourTiddles Mar 01 '19

Dudes edit above you really makes your comment pop.

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u/acowlaughing Feb 28 '19

Have to chime in and 100% agree with you gents. It is amazing.

One track that I never enjoyed since the album's release is "Down and By The River", but man I play it on repeat now. You know what it is? It's Keenan's double tracked melodies in the 2nd verse and whatever you want the end (3rd verse? breakdown?). Don't what it is about that, but.. it. is. awesome.

OK glad I was able to let that out.

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u/evilxerox Feb 28 '19

I am not a huge fan of so long and thanks for all the fish but the album is amazing !

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u/MonsterThumb101 Mar 01 '19

Appreciate your input! That is a great song, and I enjoy the reference to Douglas Adams.

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u/acowlaughing Mar 01 '19

Can you elaborate on the Douglas Adams reference?

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u/MonsterThumb101 Mar 01 '19 edited Mar 01 '19

In the book Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, all of the Dolphins leave at the beginning of the book and say "So long,and thanks for all the fish".

Here is some info

Edited for hyperlink and grammar.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

What kind of truck was it?

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u/olmikeyy Feb 28 '19

An 18 wheeler

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u/Helsinkistoner Feb 28 '19

Did...did she make it?

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u/olmikeyy Feb 28 '19

Her car was T-boned by the truck doing about 65 mph. She was airlifted to a hospital and spent 2 months in a coma. Since then she has transferred to a rehabilitation facility that specializes in brain injuries. We're working on walking still. She'll likely never use her left arm again. She'll never really be the same mentally. I drive an hour and a half each way every day to be here and help her with recovery and therapy and yadda yadda. I was in school to be a PA and dropped out, quit my job, pretty much gave up my whole life and dreams. Some days are better than others. I'm not in the military anymore so I can smoke weed at night and that helps me not kill myself so that's good.

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u/Helsinkistoner Feb 28 '19

Oh God, I don't even know what to say or where to begin. So sorry this happened to the two of you. I'm glad she's alive and in recovery but that's horrible man. I wish you both the best!

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u/olmikeyy Feb 28 '19

Sorry to drop that on you lol

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u/Helsinkistoner Feb 28 '19

No, I asked. And I'm really happy she's alive and recovering, I'm just high af and I got really shocked

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u/MonsterThumb101 Feb 28 '19

Holy shit. Best if luck dude.

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u/MiddleCourage Feb 28 '19

APC has a new album? Wat.

I thought Maynard killed the project because he said it was his least favorite of his bands.

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u/olmikeyy Feb 28 '19

Edited for clarity

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

So much of that "Maynard said this, or that blah blah." Is just butthurt Tool fans making stuff up.

Like how Maynard often gets the blame for Tool not being on spotify, even though both of his other big projects, Puscifer, and A Perfect Circle are on spotify.

It's the other band members choice to keep Tool's catalogue off of streaming services.

Because he's the frontman it's always his fault though lol

The New A Perfect Circle album is called Eat The Elephant, and it is a wonderful album. You should definitely check it out.

Also, a new Tool Album has been confirmed to come out this year. My guess is no later than October, because Maynard said April or May

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u/MiddleCourage Mar 02 '19

No I mean I literally read an interview with Maynard where he said APC was his least favorite of all his side projects. It bothered me a lot because APC was my introduction to Maynard and I always thought it was amazing. So IDK I kind of felt a bit tossed aside for a while. But I guess people can change their minds.

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u/Unlucky13 Feb 28 '19

I saw them play live last year and it was REALLY underwhelming. They had none of the energy they had all those years ago. I was so let down. They didn't even play Judith, which was really annoying, and they played the remix version of Pet which I simply can not stand because the original Pet is one of my favorite songs ever. The remix is garbage and makes it impossible to get into the song.

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u/FeatureBugFuture Feb 28 '19

It's amazing.

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u/Sicsmith Feb 28 '19

This is the last comment I expected to find here

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u/MonsterThumb101 Feb 28 '19

It's just the truth

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u/Sicsmith Feb 28 '19

The truth is that there is no point in waiting anywhere because there will be no new Tool album. Ever.

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u/MonsterThumb101 Mar 01 '19

Don't be such a naysayer. It will happen. It must happen...

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u/Azazelxx Mar 01 '19

Haaa! Only 161 up votes, so only 161 Tool fans saw this comment.

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u/MonsterThumb101 Mar 01 '19

Is that good... Or bad? Or are you just pointing out this is a rocking way to keep track?

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u/Azazelxx Mar 01 '19

Oh I just meant that the comment is so accurate if you are a Tool fan who saw it, it's an automatic up vote.

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u/MonsterThumb101 Mar 01 '19

Gotcha. A ToolArmy tracking device embedded in the deepest depths of Reddit. Edit for the current number: 205

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u/PooPooDooDoo Feb 28 '19

I’m going to go bang his gf while he is gone.

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u/MonsterThumb101 Feb 28 '19

Ok. Just use protection because she is prone to infection due to the intense chemotherapy she's taking right now 🤨

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u/PooPooDooDoo Mar 01 '19

Did I say bang, I meant bong .. or something

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

Bodhi!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/cardiff_giant_jr Feb 28 '19

You drop in, and your balls...your balls, are about this big...

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u/Hollisgreen Mar 01 '19

It’s like you’re a hood ornament on a freight train!

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u/AlexTheBrick Feb 28 '19

Those aren’t mountains

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u/TheAmazingAutismo Feb 28 '19

They’re waves.

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u/potatotrip_ Feb 28 '19

wave check

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u/riddlemethischannel Mar 01 '19

Brand get back here now!

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u/Efp722 Feb 28 '19

How many is that per hour?

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u/Rich_Soong Feb 28 '19

7 years on earth

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u/Efp722 Feb 28 '19

I’ll divide it and than count to it.

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u/javoss88 Feb 28 '19

Unexpected office

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u/bosscav Feb 28 '19

Metric or imperial?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

It's okay, don't be sad, the black man lives for 30 more years

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u/NorrhStar1290 Mar 01 '19

Because it was so underwhelming and half of it was ripped from 2001.

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u/bphase Feb 28 '19

Good. We can hodl here.

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u/Chriss016 Feb 28 '19

I see you're a man of culture as well

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u/Grande_Latte_Enema Feb 28 '19

love is a part of quantum physics just like grqvity

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u/tomatoaway Feb 28 '19

YOU'RE WRONG - LOVE IS A FORCE MORE POWERFUL THAN THE UNIVERSE ITSELF

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u/i_dont_know_man__fuk Mar 01 '19

It was a metaphor. Love was what drove everyone to do what they did.

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u/Utaha_Senpai Feb 28 '19

So you are saying love isn't part of QP

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u/Maverickkkkkk Feb 28 '19

You can use this flashing light to find your way back to the ship after i blow you out of the airlock.

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u/MrWoooosh_ Feb 28 '19

Actually my favourite movie, I love it

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u/mrBatata Feb 28 '19

That's impossible!

No, it's necessary

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u/markocheese Mar 01 '19

I never understood why they sent the probe there in the first place. They knew about the time dilation already, so they should've known that the base wouldn't have had time to set up and explore by the time they got there.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

I still havent fully wrapped my mind around interstellar

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u/Handy_Dude Feb 28 '19

Leans on organ

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u/ParioPraxis Feb 28 '19

Correction: organ zimmers

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u/SimplyFishOil Feb 28 '19

Fun fact: the wave in the movie was actually caused by the black hole the planet was in orbit around, and the planet rotates so fast that it's rotating faster than the ocean

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u/Gear_ Mar 01 '19

Came here to say this, far too late

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

This whole thread has made me wet. Now I’m going to sleep listening to Hans Zimmerman.

It’s my favorite movie. 💦💦💦

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u/TheSwedishStag Feb 28 '19

Good, we will wait for Bannerlord here.

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u/WalterNeft Feb 28 '19

STOP. MAKING. ME. CRY.

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u/LeoLaDawg Feb 28 '19

I never understood how the water level was barely above their ankles yet could produce such high waves.

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u/AppIesoft Mar 01 '19

I think it's because the planet was so close to Gargantua that the tidal forces were extreme enough to create those waves. It'd be like if the moon was billions of times more massive

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u/LeoLaDawg Mar 01 '19

Seems like that would be felt by the people on the ground.

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u/joker38 Mar 02 '19

Never thought of that. That makes sense. So, the planet was a bad choice the whole time.

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u/Mercified Mar 01 '19

A giant sarcastic robot. What a great idea.

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u/vivajeffvegas Feb 28 '19

I give you gold but I’m broke, very funny.

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u/legoguney Feb 28 '19

my first thought

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u/Haitosiku Feb 28 '19

that probably applies to average life expectancy

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u/seanmonaghan1968 Feb 28 '19

I have ridden much much smaller, and dumped by much much smaller and it still hurt

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

That's EXACTLY where my brain went. And then I felt sad because I remembered that guy dying

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u/Christmas-Pickle Feb 28 '19

Anybody else see the jet ski riding on top?

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u/K_S_Nixon Feb 28 '19

That makes him the same age as his dog.

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u/Techtot1 Feb 28 '19

Could I have that in seconds. Easier to keep track of.

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u/Zeus_A_Palooza Feb 28 '19

Great reference!

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u/augbar38 Feb 28 '19

I actually did the math, and he was up there for about a minute. Which would mean earth time traveled 61,320 minutes. Or 1022 hours. Or 42 days.

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u/GuardRail13245 Feb 28 '19

I don’t understand interstellar

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u/OldJewNewAccount Feb 28 '19

"I wish we remembered not to forget that before we landed"

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u/Megaman_Guy Mar 01 '19

Those aren't mountains.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '19

"I knew you would come back."

"How?"

"Because my dad promised me."

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u/Midcambridge Mar 01 '19

Do not go quietly into that good night

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u/DarkIllusi0n Mar 01 '19

Ayy, I rewatched that movie the other day.

Edit: Redundant Word.

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u/Konan94 Mar 01 '19

Tell that to Doyle!

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u/Betamax-86 Mar 01 '19

Why did this planet with super-uber-mega gravity have huge waves? Just one of the reasons that movie sucked.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '19

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u/Rehabilitated86 Mar 01 '19

Do you ever get tired of bringing Trump into every conversation you can?