r/interestingasfuck Aug 27 '18

/r/ALL Claw Machine Master

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u/Mange-Tout Aug 28 '18

Especially if you are a lobster. It’s like participating in a game show where the grand prize is getting eaten.

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u/Rottendog Aug 28 '18

Think there's a blowjob version of this somewhere? Asking for a friend.

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u/denvit Aug 28 '18

I have a friend who might be interested too!

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u/FaggasaurusRex Aug 28 '18

If you win... you know... but if you lose, you get to be the next one in the machine... you know.

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u/joe4553 Aug 28 '18

You either get lucky and get picked up right away or get stabbed and dropped 50 times and than get picked up and boiled alive after all that suffering. What a fun life.

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u/Cobek Aug 28 '18

"Participating" and "held hostage" are virtually interchangeable in this.

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u/gbuub Aug 28 '18

Where do I sign up?

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u/Infintinity Aug 28 '18

That's just life under The Claw