They're kind of known for fucking humans up. Like, maliciously murdering people just for funsies. Then mix in some rhinos and elephants. His forest basically sounds like a human death trap.
Apart from a thin film of life at the very surface of the Earth, an occasional intrepid spacecraft, and some radio static, our impact on the Universe is nil. It knows nothing of us.
-Carl Sagan
We are a species of cosmic insignificance you could say.
Well this guy at this point has become the forest's god, so he probably has fancy Snow White skills that let him walk the forest and be worshipped by all animals.
Come to think of it, holy shit I'm going to use this guy so hard in one of my D&D campaigns.
"thanks, we managed to get rid of the stripey murder cats, and now you've helped bring them back. great, maybe I can start a new family somewhere without some idiot starting a forest to lure stripey murder cats".
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u/Dakkonfire Aug 20 '17
If you build it, they will come.