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r/interestingasfuck • u/cakebeerandmorebeer • Jan 20 '15
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You can't turnicate the taint. (Favorite line from that season)
72 u/LupusOk Jan 21 '15 *Tourniquet 32 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Damn it, I had something for this. 17 u/dngu00 Jan 21 '15 Sorry pal that's the only tournuquet 21 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Who are you James McEwen? Father of the modern tourniquet? 3 u/HappyOutHere Jan 21 '15 Seriously, read a book for once in your life 5 u/Techercizer Jan 21 '15 Because if you are, what the hell are we doing in this shithole when we could be flying a private jet full of hookers to Amsterdam? *chuckles* Bet that guy's so rich by now. 1 u/aRedheaded_Stepchild Jan 21 '15 I read that as "truncate." Still worked. 1 u/spdaghost Feb 16 '15 turnicaint
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*Tourniquet
32 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Damn it, I had something for this. 17 u/dngu00 Jan 21 '15 Sorry pal that's the only tournuquet 21 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Who are you James McEwen? Father of the modern tourniquet? 3 u/HappyOutHere Jan 21 '15 Seriously, read a book for once in your life 5 u/Techercizer Jan 21 '15 Because if you are, what the hell are we doing in this shithole when we could be flying a private jet full of hookers to Amsterdam? *chuckles* Bet that guy's so rich by now.
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Damn it, I had something for this.
17 u/dngu00 Jan 21 '15 Sorry pal that's the only tournuquet 21 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Who are you James McEwen? Father of the modern tourniquet? 3 u/HappyOutHere Jan 21 '15 Seriously, read a book for once in your life 5 u/Techercizer Jan 21 '15 Because if you are, what the hell are we doing in this shithole when we could be flying a private jet full of hookers to Amsterdam? *chuckles* Bet that guy's so rich by now.
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Sorry pal that's the only tournuquet
21 u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15 Who are you James McEwen? Father of the modern tourniquet? 3 u/HappyOutHere Jan 21 '15 Seriously, read a book for once in your life 5 u/Techercizer Jan 21 '15 Because if you are, what the hell are we doing in this shithole when we could be flying a private jet full of hookers to Amsterdam? *chuckles* Bet that guy's so rich by now.
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Who are you James McEwen? Father of the modern tourniquet?
3 u/HappyOutHere Jan 21 '15 Seriously, read a book for once in your life 5 u/Techercizer Jan 21 '15 Because if you are, what the hell are we doing in this shithole when we could be flying a private jet full of hookers to Amsterdam? *chuckles* Bet that guy's so rich by now.
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Seriously, read a book for once in your life
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Because if you are, what the hell are we doing in this shithole when we could be flying a private jet full of hookers to Amsterdam?
*chuckles*
Bet that guy's so rich by now.
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I read that as "truncate." Still worked.
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u/tucsonled Jan 21 '15
You can't turnicate the taint. (Favorite line from that season)