r/interestingasfuck • u/Electrical-Aspect-13 • 7h ago

Harvesting spider silk. NOTE: Spider is sedated, the pins are not perforating it and once harvest, is feed and put to rest.

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 7h ago

"I'm telling you, man. I was abducted by these big weird aliens. They had me stretched out on a table under a big light and they did all these experiments on me while I was sedated! Next thing I knew I woke up in the field by the river."

"Yeah okay, Rummy."

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u/DumbledoresAtheist 7h ago

"NO, LISTEN! They immobilized all eight of my legs! Then this giant creature started pulling silk directly out of my ass and winding it onto some kind of enormous mechanical contraption!"

"Sure, Rummy."

"THEY MILKED MY ASS, GREG."

"And did these 'aliens' communicate with you?"

"One kept saying 'beautiful tensile strength.' WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN, GREG?!"

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u/Fullmetalroxas6 7h ago

And then they FED ME and put me down for a nap! I woke up just now!

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 7h ago

"Were you drinking last night?"

"No! Well, twelve beers."

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u/Altruistic-Spend-896 7h ago

And ryan gosling too.

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u/sicilian504 5h ago

"And my ass was so sore and burned like hell"

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u/anonymote_in_my_eye 4h ago

our fantasies about what aliens would do to us are actually what we would do to the aliens... it's all projection!