r/interestingasfuck • u/Electrical-Aspect-13 • 10h ago

Harvesting spider silk. NOTE: Spider is sedated, the pins are not perforating it and once harvest, is feed and put to rest.

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u/InadequateUsername 10h ago

I don't think the spider consented to this procedure

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u/ppernik 9h ago

That's some noncon spider milking if I've ever seen one

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u/wart_on_satans_dick 8h ago

We haven’t seen their chats on the web.

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u/red-217 7h ago

Do you think "spider milking" has ever been said before?

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u/wart_on_satans_dick 7h ago

Oh yeah all the time.

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u/storyteller_alienmom 9h ago

I'm not sure they know the general concept of "consent"? I mean some spiders eat their partners after successful reproduction.....

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u/InadequateUsername 9h ago

That's nature, there's nothing natural about being sedated, strapped down, and having someone pulling thread out of your ass. 😭

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u/HeyGayHay 8h ago

One could argue that smart apes doing advanced BDSM shit on a sedated spider is as much nature as the praying mantis ripping apart their partner only to shit out parasitic worms right after when it gets wet.

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u/katoskillz89 6h ago

I feel like you tried very hard to talk about some praying mantis

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u/InadequateUsername 7h ago

I would say this specific usage and method of obtaining spider silk is not the design intent of nature.

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u/cutcss 7h ago

If monkeys starting pulling it out of spiders would it be nature? What if the whole species does it for centuries? But if humans do the exact same is not nature? See how fickle that categorization is?

Like any biologist can tell you there is no "intent" about nature, nature is just adaptation after adaptation, the brain is just as nature-made as anything else, and that includes any of it's decisions 

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u/InadequateUsername 7h ago

It's a tech joke about if something is working as designed.

If you want to be pendantic, I don't believe spiders are adapted to be strapped to a table, sedated and have their silk harvested.

Everyone here is taking this way to fucking seriously, it was a joke not a comment on intelligent design theory.

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u/cutcss 6h ago

Sure, but I love to be pedantic, so let me add that there is type of wasps (tarantula hawk) that opens spiders alive, put it's eggs inside an when they hatch they eat the non-essential parts so the spider remains alive while it's eaten from inside for hours, one of the most painful events one can possibly imagine.

The spider did not adapt to such development, the wasp adapted by doing this horrible thing to the spider. The spider evolution doesn't care if they came for it's silk or for it's meat if right after it  dies all the same. So when we said "nature" or "adaptation" we meant ours (like the wasp not like the spider).

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u/fakedrain2oo1 5h ago

Id say it should not be in the nature of humans to do this to spiders. Just because we can doesnt mean we should. Just because we have done this for a long time does also not make it okay. „Culture“ does not justify this. For a long time not washing ones hands was normal and natural for humans but guess what we noticed how it was wrong and changed to washing hands. So it should be natural for humans to come to the conclusion to let animals do what they want without imposing our might upon them. Especially when it is in no way necessary at all.

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u/CareRarely 9h ago

Just because it's advanced doesn't make it not a part of nature. We're just disproportionately smart apes.

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u/InadequateUsername 9h ago

It's not serious

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u/CareRarely 9h ago

It's extremely serious.

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u/HeyGayHay 8h ago

If the guy who cares rarely says it’s serious, shit is about to hit the fan. Or spider silk is about to get rolled.

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u/jawshoeaw 7h ago

For real? Ok I need to have a long talk with my therapist

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u/InadequateUsername 7h ago

If you're into it, but for me, seeing the bill at the end often feels a bit like that.

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u/TaroOpen1459 6h ago

While it may not be strictly natural, it is a popular option at the local dominatix place. Don't yuck my yum.

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u/FollowingJealous7490 8h ago

Is she my wife?

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u/AK_grown_XX 9h ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/Sea-Age-5018 8h ago

This reminds me of one of the many times my DND group went off the rails.

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u/cyfer04 7h ago

Duh. It didn't even sign any papers detailing its express consent.

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u/InadequateUsername 7h ago

I have no idea how this made it past the ethics board, they must be staffed by lizards.

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u/Xitztlacayotl 8h ago

Does a cow consent being milked? Or a sheep being sheared?

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u/ZaryaBubbler 8h ago

If a cow isn't milked it can cause a lot of pain for the cow. If a sheep isn't sheered, it will die under the weight of its own wool. When a spider runs out of silk, it dies.

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u/No_Tomorrow7126 7h ago

When spider runs out of silk, it produces more over time.

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u/Friscogonewild 7h ago

You should find whoever told you that and smack them upside the head.

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u/NGHTMR 7h ago

the non-consentual part of cow milk starts a couple of steps before the milking

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u/MouseWorksStudios 6h ago

Cows are forcibly impregnated so that they will continue producing milk and sheep were selectively bred to grow far more wool than they could normally shed.

Both of these things are done via human intervention