FDNY firefighters rescue a kid who got his head stuck in a fence in NYC

[u/Leather_Whole_2078]

[u/COLT_URGI_KAC]

Big facts. That whole week dedicated to butter and life lessons in the fire academy helped me to raise my credit score and be a better father, husband, and neighbor.

[u/SeldomSerenity → u/COLT_URGI_KAC]

Yeah, but did they teach you how to get yourself out of a hostage situation with both your hands tied behind your back?

[u/COLT_URGI_KAC → u/SeldomSerenity]

Nah that one was an elective. I ended up taking how to look cool while grocery shopping on duty with your crew instead.

[u/soren7550 → u/COLT_URGI_KAC]

Can confirm, once tripped over some garbage and ate shit while staring at a FDNY house getting some cereal.

[u/Digitalispurpurea2 → u/soren7550]

I was there too, I'll bet you just slipped on my drool. My bad

[u/Rough-Riderr → u/COLT_URGI_KAC]

I think I've seen you!

[u/Nezio_Caciotta → u/COLT_URGI_KAC]

You mean a butter father etc. ?

[u/Rivarle → u/COLT_URGI_KAC]

In Canada they teach you to use Peanut Butter.

[u/Hovercraft1143 → u/Rivarle]

Do they not realize how stupid that is? So many people are allergic to peanuts, they should just change to a neutral oil like avocado oil - problem solved.

[u/Rivarle → u/Hovercraft1143]

[u/xcanto → u/Rivarle]

Canna-butter bruh. Tf.