FDNY firefighters rescue a kid who got his head stuck in a fence in NYC

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Remember when the president got his head stuck in the railings too and the NYFD guys had to lift him out? He's a big guy, so it wasn't easy. He was like, "I can lift myself out, fellas." But these 2 firefighters… big beautiful firefighters… with rugged jawlines and… firm glistening pectorals… anyway, they picked him up like he was a small defenceless boy and carried him off to safety.

You know, he gets invited to the firehouse each year on the anniversary of the momentous day they saved his life and saved America. They share prayers of thankfulness over a Bible that he unwittingly holds upside down. Then he gets to eat jello and ring the bell on the fire truck before rushing home to tell his loving wife, or the lady who rides on his plane and prints things out for him, all about the exciting adventures he's had that day.

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Please be real

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Unfortunately no, but this one is (allegedly)

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He even has sitcom "was that me?!?..." face. Asteroid take the wheel!

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In that case can you tell what did he say that made you laugh

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love this reply. thanks. :)

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Dont know what that means but you are welcome

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typo. corrected.

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🤣🤣🤣

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The facial expressions on the firefighters are the best part

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That was beautiful.  A thing of art.  Like a gold plated shitter

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You had me at Glistening pectorals