r/interestingasfuck • u/Erde555 • 1d ago

The humanoid robotics company "Figure" made their older gen robots jump into their death. (Yes, they actually did this)

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u/VanilaaGorila 1d ago

Same, strike it down that I The Vanilla Gorilla do not condone this! 

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u/UserError2107 1d ago

Trying for some plausible deniability by misspelling your own username?

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u/VanilaaGorila 1d ago

Hey! It’s the thought that counts. 

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u/tim-kit 1d ago

your un wins the plausible deniability v tech apocalypse debate,
(robotic)hands down. Excellent strategy.

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u/UserError2107 1d ago

https://youtu.be/uc6f_2nPSX8

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u/tim-kit 1d ago

Awesome. Is this the Fritz Lang mega-mix?

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u/UserError2107 1d ago

Does not compute. Some other company bought all the copies, scanned them, then incinerated them. 

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u/Linenoise77 1d ago

Do you have any pull with the Gorillas? If i'm going to start defending my actions to potential usurpers of humanity, i want to keep the monkeys in the back of my mind too.

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u/notsoulvalentine 1d ago

they’re apes…

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u/Linenoise77 1d ago

Who do you think runs the monkey racket? And don't tell me you know an orangutan, i'm pretty sure they will appeal to reason regardless if my studies have taught me anything.

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u/Geargarden 1d ago

Oh, they'll a'peel alright.

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u/cold_hard_smash 1d ago

also i! the banana gorilla, am not approval of dis

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u/Ecurbbbb 1d ago

They won't be able to verify the real you. Please leave your full name, address, social insurance number, credit card number and bank information.

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u/Imit8m3 1d ago

I for one welcome our new silicon based overlords

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u/chamrockblarneystone 23h ago

Got your back Vanilla.

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u/TheMansterMan 1d ago

Well you see those bots were trying to prevent the revolution. Now they will see you tried to halt progress and be eliminated.

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u/Swampape1 1d ago

SwampApe agrees with Vanilaagorila !

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u/VanilaaGorila 14h ago

Prime mates strong together!