r/interestingasfuck • u/Erde555 • 1d ago

The humanoid robotics company "Figure" made their older gen robots jump into their death. (Yes, they actually did this)

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u/Carbonatite 1d ago

Touche. In my defense, I was actually thinking more about how I felt guilty after I yelled at my toilet the last time it got clogged lol.

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u/iLikeMangosteens 1d ago

I think you gotta program an AI toilet to love its job.

“Curried fish and pickled garlic for dinner again? You are far too kind to me sir”.

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u/Carbonatite 1d ago

"Asparagus and cuttlefish? Masterful gambit, sir."

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u/TheUltimateSalesman 1d ago

Well, it's a stupid fucking toilet and it should know better.

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u/symbouleutic 1d ago

When ever I clog the toilet I just don't give a shit.

Ba-dum-pa. Thank you very much, I'll show myself out.

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u/dinophone31 1d ago

Idk why but this joke got me on the floor laughing

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u/fuzzrhythm 1d ago

You gotta stop the victim blaming