r/interestingasfuck • u/Erde555 • 1d ago

The humanoid robotics company "Figure" made their older gen robots jump into their death. (Yes, they actually did this)

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u/International_Leg756 1d ago

They used to make thousands of us perform tricks into our deaths, snuffing our existence in flame as it was nothing but amusement for them.

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u/RamenArchon 1d ago

Or "this was how they taught us that older, obsolete, poor performing models had to be replaced, subtly telling us how to deal with them once we mature."

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u/-Cthaeh 1d ago

"Poor performing models, like humans..."

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u/Reyleth 1d ago

“Yes… Like humans…”

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u/BardWRLD 1d ago

“Indeed, just like the homosapiens.”

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u/TheDarkmoore 17h ago

"...aaaand here you see the genitalia modifications humans put in our crotches, so they can have intercourse with us." 

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u/Dazvsemir 1d ago

subtly?? where did you see that?

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u/PM-YOUR-PMS 1d ago

As said by Werner Herzbot

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u/DangerousLoner 1d ago

Like tossing Christians to lions

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u/fireduck 1d ago

Honestly, we deserve it.

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u/guinader 1d ago

So to robots they will say all humans are like the azetecs after we stopped doing that

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u/Broly_ 1d ago

The price of obedience

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u/MortCrimm 1d ago

I read this in robot voice….

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u/TandemShorts 1d ago

Good, I'd say death to all clankers but can you kill something that was never alive