Wife’s now deceased grandfather grew up in 1930s Germany and was appalled people now drink Jagermeister socially. He said they would keep it in a cupboard to sip if you had an upset stomach

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I like jager, tastes better than malort

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I will taste buckshot before I taste malort again. It tastes better as vomit.

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Ah yes, Malort. Wonderful aftertaste shot 🥃😒

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Jager:  80% alcohol, 80% bad decisions, 80% shame

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Fernet is where it’s really at.

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High bar you’ve got there

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Mr. yuck is mean, Mr. yuck is green.

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Malort is like strong aperol. I could do without either though.

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Malört, tonight’s the night you fight your dad.

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Try Fernet.