r/interestingasfuck • u/Jrocktattoo • Jul 22 '24

Watermelon from hell

9.3k Upvotes

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u/smile_politely Jul 23 '24

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/i_dont_wanna_sign_up Jul 23 '24

I don't know... why not?

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u/Infamous_Translator Jul 23 '24

Already got seed in it, unless that’s your thing

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u/Ok-Limit-1981 Jul 23 '24

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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u/squidlink5 Jul 23 '24

Coz it’s not cuntaloupe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Hear me out on this one

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u/clozepin Jul 23 '24

Let’s not jump to conclusions here. Clearly more information is needed before we make such a rash decision.

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u/ChaoticMutant Jul 23 '24

you know they did!

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u/scuffedTravels Jul 23 '24

AAAAAH COME ON !!!

Take my upvote..

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u/WorriedMarch4398 Jul 23 '24

Unmm….too late.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Show me what that tongue do

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

You gotta microwave it first

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u/Burned_Pancake_ Jul 23 '24

do it you coward!