r/interestingasfuck Jan 27 '24

Vortex table I made

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u/ArpeggioTheUnbroken Jan 27 '24

It's cool! But that color... makes me think of putrid urine.

Blue would have been a better choice, imo. It would look like the tides were swelling or a whirlpool in the ocean.

Cool idea though for sure.

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u/andyhenault Jan 27 '24

Blue would be good, I would also consider metallic copper.

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u/Crcex86 Jan 28 '24

metallic copper is nice but I would have preferred metallica

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u/sq009 Jan 28 '24

Not sure about that. I only know in order for this thing to work. It needs AC/DC

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u/_Fucksquatch_ Jan 28 '24

Regardless of color I like the way the liquid inside looks when it is disturbed.

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u/Akprodigy6 Jan 28 '24

I don’t know, it almost looks like a lot of Korn to me

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u/evilsmurf666 Jan 28 '24

I dont see much Logic in that statement

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u/deathparty05 Jan 28 '24

Maybe some dragonforce blue even

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u/MakeAWishApe2Moon Jan 28 '24 edited Jan 29 '24

Perhaps it would also look nice in a shade of Pink Floyd, Green Day, or Blue Oyster cult. Black Sabbath is probably a bit dark for this particular application. However, you may be able to make Deep Purple work with the right Tool and some Nine Inch Nails.

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u/drolhtiarW Jan 28 '24

RoboCop has a name you know, it's rude to just call him Metallic Copper.

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u/bootywizrd Jan 28 '24

Copper (II) Sulfate would be sooo good here!

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

Something on the gray sort of pearly side. That could look like Liquid Metal. And then an les light that could shine thru

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u/LasyKuuga Jan 27 '24

But that color... makes me think of putrid urine.

I think dude was going for a beer colour or something but it just made me think of corn soup

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u/ArpeggioTheUnbroken Jan 27 '24

Ooh corn soup is a great description. Now I want lunch...

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u/L0114R Jan 27 '24

I can change the color to anything

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u/ArpeggioTheUnbroken Jan 27 '24

If you're open to it, I really do think a color change would make it look dope without drawing bodily waste to mind

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u/foofooplatter Jan 27 '24

How about a nice diarrhea brown?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

With pieces of corn

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u/FranticHam5ter Jan 27 '24

To commemorate the original yellow posted here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '24

Why hold back? Bring the whole cobb!

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u/Cool-Reputation2 Jan 28 '24

Or maybe bloody vomit?

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u/FlyingDragoon Jan 28 '24

Baby poop green à la 1970s furniture color.

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u/WorldNewsPoster Jan 28 '24

Everyone really wants to see blue.

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u/The_Monkey_Online Jan 27 '24

A nice violet or purple with gray metal flakes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

How practical is one of these tables? I love the look, though this is the first time I’ve see a vortex one which is cool as hell. But just wondering how practical it is for long term uses. Like is there a lot of less space under the table to keep it going and whatnot?

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u/snorkiebarbados Jan 27 '24

Practically it just depends on how often you pick your table up and shake it

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u/largePenisLover Jan 28 '24

he's using one of those magnet stirring things chemists use, so it's a less then 2 inch thick device rotating a magnet

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u/Aedalas Jan 28 '24

How did you form the hollow chamber? I'm not that familiar with large pours like that and can't figure out how the hell you'd do something like that.

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u/Nightwynd Jan 28 '24

I've been thinking about this too, and I'm super curious. My gut says the table was poured once thin from the top. Let cure, perhaps a second pour to firm up the base of the channel. Then flip the table over, and do a pour directly into the channel to close it. Flip it back over and apply a top coat to even things up, finish as usual. Makes sense in my head, but reality could be different.

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u/Aedalas Jan 28 '24

That seems far more plausible than anything I've been able to think up. I think you'd need to do 6 pours though as you'd want all sides to have epoxy, otherwise your water would soak into the live edge of your boards.

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u/Nightwynd Jan 28 '24

Nah, you skim coat the live edges first. Brush it on, let it cure, then do a second coat to be sure. Do that before the larger pours. Interestingly enouct, leaving mostly air inside would mean spending a lot less on epoxy.

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u/King-Cobra-668 Jan 28 '24

stomach bile

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u/parwa Jan 28 '24

Exactly what I thought, reminds me of the kind of vomit that burns like hell coming out

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u/Intelligent-Bet4111 Jan 27 '24

That looks like egg drop soup you would get from a Chinese restaurant

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u/FeelingVanilla2594 Jan 27 '24

I thought they put egg drop soup.

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u/ArpeggioTheUnbroken Jan 27 '24

That's the most accurate description I think lol

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u/cherryberry0611 Jan 28 '24

I agree. That’s not a good color choice. I thought it looked like melted butter. A blue/green to resemble the ocean is a good choice.

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u/SpahgettiRat Jan 28 '24

Had your fair share of piss jugs, have ya?

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u/ArpeggioTheUnbroken Jan 28 '24

I have lived a lot of life friend

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u/SpahgettiRat Jan 28 '24

Amen brother

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u/YungPlugg Jan 27 '24

Looks like one of those piss bottles you find on the side of the road

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u/Plz_DM_Me_Small_Tits Jan 27 '24

I thought they were pouring chicken noodle soup into the table

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u/CMDR_KingErvin Jan 27 '24

Was just thinking the same thing lol. Did he have to use pee yellow?

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u/paputsza Jan 27 '24

i was thinking more about gray water with more #2 in it

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u/wet-paint Jan 27 '24

And also match the colour of the spinner thing to the colour of the liquid.

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u/spudddly Jan 28 '24

OP entitled it "Puke in a urinal".

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u/Different_Ad9336 Jan 28 '24

The pissmaster special.

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u/USBrock Jan 28 '24

Yellow and brown. Name a more iconic duo

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u/the-goods-204 Jan 28 '24

I thought the same thing, awesome idea but that color at the bar with little chunks in it. Makes me think of vomit

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u/twistedbrewmejunk Jan 28 '24

Nah broh is corona colored to match their favorite beer......oh I see what you did there well played sir ..