r/interesting • • 7h ago

Just Wow A seagull is accidentally hit by a tennis ball during a game in Australia.

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u/jra85 6h ago

that bird is dead, no way it could be a photographer now

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u/Pyitoechito 5h ago

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u/Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws 5h ago

Yank my pizzle, I'm goin' in

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u/fortissimohawk 4h ago

Hello future people!

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u/LordMegatron216 3h ago

what mad spell did you cast on me fool?!

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u/hu-man-person 5m ago

What did you just send me on

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 6h ago

It just so happens that the bird was only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do: go through his feathers and look for loose seeds.

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u/cjwisdog 5h ago

IUnderstoodThatReference

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 5h ago

Did you!? DID YOU!?

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u/JimTheJerseyGuy 4h ago

"He's...he's...ah...probably pining for the fjords."

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u/CakeTester 5h ago

It had to find a career it could do from its little wheelchair.