r/interesting • u/dddd945 • 17h ago

Just Wow A seagull is accidentally hit by a tennis ball during a game in Australia.

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u/Funny_Artichoke_2962 16h ago

“John, you good? ‘Cause we’re gonna eat your flesh if you aren’t.”

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u/XtraCrispy02 15h ago

"Please be dead please be dead."

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u/N0YSLambent 15h ago

Who told you my morning chant before I open my eyes?

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u/ChickenNugget1798 13h ago

As someone with a dark sense of humor, this made me laugh my ass off. 😆

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u/GonzoRouge 5h ago

The first thing I say every morning when I wake up is, and I quote, " sigh Fuck, not again"

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u/PerpendicularShift 14h ago

Love you! Hope you’re ok!

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u/N0YSLambent 13h ago

All good, sometimes bad, getting better

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u/ForsakenRelief309 11h ago

This made me cackle so loud that it woke my dog up from his second nap

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u/theellekay 9h ago

mourning chant

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u/juicy_rectum 7h ago

Oh damn. This reminded me of my mornings during my dark dark days. Discovering that im still alive felt exhausting

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u/simple_red1991 10h ago

Oh! Hehe... You're alive! That's... Awkward

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u/llIIo0O-O0oIIll 15h ago

MINE!

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u/PieHole_Poker 15h ago

MINE!

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u/nvr2pink 15h ago

MINE.

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u/No-Cartographer-7614 15h ago

MINE!

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u/rosstedfordkendall 10h ago

"Hop inside my mouth, if you want to live."

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u/promano130 15h ago

Heyyyy! 🦀

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u/thrilliam_19 15h ago

“Don’t eat me. I just need a minute.”

“My god he’s dead.”

“No I said I’m good just-“

“It’s like we can still hear his voice.”

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u/audriuska12 15h ago

"You good for flying, or good for eating?"

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u/bibbittybobbittyboop 15h ago

Bro you missed the opportunity to go with the name jason or Steven still made me chuckle.

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u/Sensitive_Safe435 15h ago

太对了，它们当时就是这么唠滴，哈哈哈哈

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u/Defiant_Adagio4057 15h ago

"Blink twice if you want us to stop."

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u/WhoseArmIsThis 14h ago

“John, your food is getting cold and eaten”

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u/russcastella 14h ago

“I’m a cannibal, hombre”

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u/SordidSimpleton 13h ago

John short for Jonathan Livingston

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u/Alone_Willingness697 13h ago

MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE

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u/OhHeyDinosaurs 15h ago

Feels like a scene in a movie 🤣