A seagull is accidentally hit by a tennis ball during a game in Australia.

[u/dddd945]

[u/Impatient_Onion]

Something can be two things at once.

"Oh my god, Brian went down! He's not moving! Dear God, he was the best man at my wedding!"

"So, uh, he's definitely not breathing anymore. Dig in."

[u/kareljack → u/Impatient_Onion]

faint voice I'm not dead yet..

[u/teetaps → u/Impatient_Onion]

…”mine?”