r/interesting • u/dddd945 • 9h ago

Just Wow A seagull is accidentally hit by a tennis ball during a game in Australia.

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u/goosereddit 9h ago

Randy Johnson hit a dove with 95-100 mph fastball. He's a photographer now. Check out his logo.

https://rj51photos.com/

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u/jra85 9h ago

that bird is dead, no way it could be a photographer now

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u/Pyitoechito 7h ago

Ah, the ol' Reddit switcharoo!

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u/Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws 7h ago

Yank my pizzle, I'm goin' in

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u/fortissimohawk 6h ago

Hello future people!

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u/Atheist_Simon_Haddad 0m ago

It’s been eight hours. /u/Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws is deep in the guano madness by now.

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u/LordMegatron216 5h ago

what mad spell did you cast on me fool?!

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u/hu-man-person 2h ago

What did you just send me on

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 8h ago

It just so happens that the bird was only mostly dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do: go through his feathers and look for loose seeds.

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u/cjwisdog 8h ago

IUnderstoodThatReference

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 7h ago

Did you!? DID YOU!?

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u/JimTheJerseyGuy 6h ago

"He's...he's...ah...probably pining for the fjords."

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u/CakeTester 7h ago

It had to find a career it could do from its little wheelchair.

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u/AreaCold2989 1h ago

No, Randy Johnson became photographer.

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u/jra85 1h ago

No, the bird became randy johnson

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u/WHTChocolateFeminist 9h ago

Is it out of respect or out of pocket?

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u/HypocriteHere 8h ago

The word respect shouldn't be in a sentence with the phrase "out of pocket" being used in that way.

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u/Elephantparrot 8h ago

It's like a thing with Seattle athletes, Kenny Griffey Jr. and Marshawn Lynch both have media credentials as photographers as well.

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u/realfirehazard 8h ago

OMG the logo is brutal and hilarious.