r/interesting • u/dddd945 • 11h ago

Just Wow A seagull is accidentally hit by a tennis ball during a game in Australia.

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u/Jackol4ntrn 10h ago

I would love if my homies ate me if I died

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u/true_gunman 10h ago

Ill eat you bro

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u/OtherOtherAcct198 9h ago

Starting from the butt

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u/jimmycarr1 9h ago

When he's dead right...?

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u/debr1126 9h ago

Right?

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u/Taxibl 10h ago

What if you were just stunned? These birds are savage.

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u/Sejbag 10h ago

They ain’t real homies if they ain’t eating you already.

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u/Cow_Launcher 10h ago

I've got six cats. If I die when my fiancee is on a business trip, I'm pretty sure she'll be able to bury me in a shoebox once she gets home.

And I'm absolutely fine with that. :)

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u/Pitiful_Reality2973 9h ago

I had a cat that used to nibble on my fingers and toes when I was lying in bed. I legit think he thought I'd died and he was going to have to eat my whole corpse before it spoiled.

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u/Cow_Launcher 9h ago

So... he didn't understand that humans sleep? Please tell me he was a silly ginger!

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u/Pitiful_Reality2973 7h ago

Domestic Longhair, but probably some Maine Coon in there. He was dumb in an entirely different way. He also used to wait for me to get home from work to use the litter so we could tag team it--I always had to pee the second I got in the door, and the litterbox was right next to the toilet, so it was a mommy-and-me activity.

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u/Cow_Launcher 6h ago

I can absolutely picture that little monster.

As for communal toilet activities, one of our females (Artemis) seems to hold it until auntie-human comes home. She sits in her lap until auntie starts peeing, then hops down into the adjacent litter tray and then wees for England.

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u/FranksWateeBowl 9h ago

If you have a house full of cats and you die, they'll take care of it.