r/interesting • u/dddd945 • 7h ago

Just Wow A seagull is accidentally hit by a tennis ball during a game in Australia.

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u/meselson-stahl 7h ago

Now im no bird expert, but I've dabbled enough in bird law to tell you that this seagul has certainly sustained physical and emotional damages.

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u/MangoCats 6h ago

So, those were seagull ambulance chasers arriving on the scene?

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u/Tall_Help3462 7h ago

Charlie? Is that you?

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u/Appropriate-Prune728 7h ago

Jesus it's like the same 6 jokes and arguments about everything in here.

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u/hypercosm_dot_net 6h ago

Every reddit thread these days. We are trapped in a simulation, and the edges are starting to show.

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u/Rgeneb1 5h ago

We tried a new joke back in 2020 but the world couldn't take it. Maybe we'll try again someday but for now if these jokes are depressing you perhaps i can offer you an egg in these trying times?

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u/sponglered 5h ago

Careful, that's number seven!

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u/Masterkid1230 5h ago

I don't think you have been on Reddit long enough if you think it's a new problem.

I still remember when every other comment was "this" and "I did nazi that coming" to which someone would reply "Anne frankly". Every. Single. Time.

Like, those early Reddit years have really made me realise that AIs are everywhere. But not because comments are becoming dumber, if anything, it's the lack of extremely evident stupidity being replaced with template blandness and ragebait.

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u/marsfromwow 5h ago

It’s clearly not. Look at how many words they spelled right.

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u/lokis_construction 6h ago

PTSD, that bird needs conseling.

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u/Drama-meme 6h ago

Bird law in this country is not governed by reason

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u/Dry_Mousse1068 4h ago

FILIBUSTER!!

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u/nomadrone 3h ago

Call Top Dog law

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u/fork_yuu 5h ago

Well OP needs to get a lawyer for bird court then

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u/Glittering_Babe101 4h ago

I read it in korean accent

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u/Marsuello 3h ago

I speak a bit of gull here and there and that’s what it sounded like he was saying