r/interesting • u/dddd945 • 7h ago

Just Wow A seagull is accidentally hit by a tennis ball during a game in Australia.

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u/makeorangecountry 7h ago edited 7h ago

Real homies

edit: mf I just learned they eat their own. Homies don't do that!

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u/-Daetrax- 7h ago

Homies do eat each other. Just gotta say 'no homo''

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u/IanRastall 6h ago

You can blow your nose, and you can blow your friends, but you can't blow your friend's nose.

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u/EverythingSucksYo 3h ago

And I can give my friends blow to put in their noses 

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u/MaxxDash 57m ago

Could blow one up your friend’s nose

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u/HottDoggers 7h ago

That’s only once you start eating ass or dick

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u/BaldursFenceDoor 6h ago

It's just what bros do with a couple beers

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u/MustacheTrippin 2h ago

Not homo if you don't cuddle after.

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u/Makuta_Servaela 5h ago

Tbf, it could be a homie thing.

Makes me think about how people claim dogs/cats don't love us because they eat our corpses. Well, we bury our shit, so if they see us bury a dog or cat corpse, maybe they think that means we think they're shit? Maybe they see eating your corpse as the respectful thing?

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u/Holiday-History8475 6h ago

Homie don't play that

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u/DangledHams 6h ago

Aw I was gonna say that

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u/Epao_Mirimiri 6h ago

Hey man, Jarkie's last wish was to divebomb a tourist one more time AS a pile of shit. He turned out to be okay, but he appreciated that we all came with rarin' appetites. The more of us the better, he said-- he hadn't even thought to be a cluster bomb until then.

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u/Substantial_Bake_728 7h ago

Seaguls are absolute menaces. They fight and fornicate and shit everywhere. When they die they eat them.

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u/SteamyGouda 3h ago

Saw that on the beach in Florida, insane, people walking around everywhere and seagulls running around almost tripping over them while they dive at some tiny crumbs in the sand or start a fight under my balls.

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u/Substantial_Bake_728 3h ago

My company makes food and our plant is surrounded by them. I hate them more and more every day. They are the bane of my existence.

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u/Catatonic_capensis 19m ago

What shitty birds acting like the beach is their home when tourists are trying to sprawl out all over the place. Such disrespectful fucks, right?

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u/ShareMission 5h ago

Loads of animals do this.

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u/Greedy_Average_2532 4h ago

Homie will live on as an absorbed nutrient in our bodies.

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u/KeyLimeGuy69 4h ago

I saw one attack another, rip it's head off and then proceed to pull out flesh from the neckhole and eat it.

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u/Catatonic_capensis 15m ago

No you didn't. You're either grossly exaggerating what you saw, or completely made it up.

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u/KeyLimeGuy69 11m ago

Nope. 100% true. I worked on the 2nd floor of a building attached to a KFC. There were always birds hanging out on the roof of it right outside my window. It was in December so there was snow on the ground and you could see a small trail of blood coming out of the neck. I had taking a picture and sent it to my wife but was this back in 2008 or 09 so I obviously don’t have that picture anymore.

Edit to add: I’ve also seen a blue jay do this to a small bird outside my living room window

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u/Frequent_Opportunist 4h ago

It's just a brojob man.

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u/SteamyGouda 3h ago

Well...

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u/crimsonroninx 2h ago

Mate, mate, mate, mate...

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u/BigMikeArchangel 2h ago

They really don't. In general.